It's Gonna Backfire

Look at this absolute masterpiece of error handling. When things go wrong, just ask OpenAI to fix it and eval() whatever it returns. Because nothing says "I trust the process" like blindly executing code from an AI in production. The cherry on top? Generating random passwords for users who probably wanted to use their own. Security through confusion - it's the new standard.

So we were promised AI would automate all the boring stuff and free us up to do actual work. Instead, we got more meetings—just now they're about AI. Strategy sessions, adoption roadmaps, governance committees, ethical frameworks... it's meetings all the way down. The cruel irony is that AI was supposed to be our savior from calendar hell, but management heard "AI" and immediately scheduled 6 recurring syncs to discuss it. You're not coding anymore—you're explaining to stakeholders why ChatGPT can't just "fix the legacy codebase" while your actual sprint work collects dust. The revolution will not be automated. It will be scheduled for 2pm on Thursday with optional attendance.

The resume evolution nobody asked for but everyone's doing! First panel: Winnie the Pooh looking unimpressed at "Copy and paste from ChatGPT" like it's beneath him. Second panel: Fancy tuxedo Pooh looking smugly sophisticated about "AI-driven development" – which is literally the same thing but with a corporate buzzword makeover. It's that classic developer move of rebranding something basic as something revolutionary. "No no, I'm not just asking AI to write my code... I'm leveraging neural architecture for optimized development workflows ." 💼✨

Ah, the infinite loop of modern laziness! Instead of writing a prompt for an AI, this developer decides to make an AI write prompts for another AI... only to realize they've accidentally created recursion. It's like telling your intern to hire another intern to do their work. The real kicker? They think this accidental stack overflow is "peak software engineering." This is what happens when you're too clever for your own good but not clever enough to recognize you've just reinvented the wheel with extra steps. Somewhere, a computer science professor is weeping.

When every single AI tool bombards you with the same "What do you want to build today?" prompt for the 47th time. Sure, I'll build a blockchain-based social network for cats with AR integration in 0.2 seconds! The rage is real when these no-code platforms promise to turn your napkin sketch into a production-ready app while actual developers are busy fighting dependency hell and merge conflicts. That "build your app in seconds" promise hits different after spending 3 hours configuring webpack.

Someone really just asked why Wikipedia exists when ChatGPT can give you answers. Brother, ChatGPT is out here confidently telling people that spiders have 6 legs and Napoleon won Waterloo. The reply is chef's kiss perfection: "You're the people in the floaty chairs at the start of Wall-E." Translation: you've gotten so lazy that you're willing to trust an AI that makes stuff up 30% of the time over a crowdsourced encyclopedia with citations and actual humans fact-checking. Wikipedia has sources, edit histories, and talk pages. ChatGPT has... confidence and a gambling problem with facts. But sure, let's replace peer-reviewed knowledge with spicy autocomplete. What could go wrong?