My Powers Have Doubled Since The Last Time We Met

The infamous Kermit meme perfectly captures the bizarre inversion of productivity that happens after graduation. As a student, you'll pull all-nighters coding entire applications from scratch, fueled by nothing but Red Bull and sheer determination. Fast forward to corporate life, where writing 10 lines of code after three meetings about the meetings you'll have tomorrow feels like a Herculean achievement. "Enough for today!" isn't laziness—it's the soul-crushing realization that your coding velocity is now measured in corporate bureaucracy units rather than actual output. The professional world has a way of turning coding marathons into careful sprints through documentation quicksand.

That feeling when your code compiles on the first try and you momentarily transform from sleep-deprived keyboard masher to royalty. Sure, it'll probably explode during runtime, but for these brief 3 seconds, you're basically a programming deity. The universe has made a clerical error in your favor. Enjoy it before the inevitable stack trace arrives to dethrone you.

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Looks like GitHub Copilot just went full 1950s mode! Two functions side by side: one for men that returns the salary unchanged, and another for women that returns 90% of the input. Copilot didn't just write code—it accidentally coded up the gender pay gap! This is what happens when your AI learns from historical data without an ethics class. The machine isn't biased... it just perfectly mirrors our messed-up world. Maybe the next update should include a "modern society" plugin.