My Powers Have Doubled Since The Last Time We Met

Startup devs are basically the dark side of the coding force. After two years of being the entire engineering department, security team, DevOps specialist, and occasional office plant waterer, you emerge with a chaotic skillset no bootcamp could ever teach you. Then you strut into a corporate job with your janky battle scars and unholy knowledge of duct-tape solutions that somehow work in production. The big company HR thinks they're getting a "Junior Developer" but what they're actually getting is a chaos wizard who's seen things no developer should see and lived to tell the tale. Your powers have indeed doubled—along with your caffeine tolerance and ability to fix impossible bugs with zero documentation.