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Function That Returns True Love
Programming Javascript Python
3 days ago 105.7K views 0 shares
Function That Returns True Love
When your function returns the right value on the first try! This dev wrote a perfect function to ask his date to prom, complete with proper syntax highlighting and error handling. He's basically saying "if Hannah answers yes, then my mood variable gets set to 'Happy'." The best part? The function executed successfully—she accepted! This is relationship debugging done right. No null pointer exceptions in this love story.

When Programmers Fall In Love
Programming Iot Frontend Backend
5 days ago 51.9K views 0 shares
When Programmers Fall In Love
Ah, the classic "I'll solve my relationship problems with code" approach. Dude built an entire app when a text message would've worked fine. Peak programmer behavior—overengineering a simple solution while thinking they're being romantic. The real kicker? He probably spent 12 hours debugging network issues just so she can virtually tap him on the shoulder. Next version will include a Kubernetes cluster to manage their dinner plans.

She Is For The GUI, Not The Terminal
Linux Bash Programming
2 months ago 98.9K views 0 shares
She Is For The GUI, Not The Terminal
OMG, the TRAUMA of watching someone install Arch Linux! 😱 You might as well ask me to sit through a 12-hour documentary on paint drying! Arch installation is basically a relationship TEST - if you can survive watching your partner type 500 commands, manually configure every single system component, and troubleshoot cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian, you're basically ready for marriage. The sheer AUDACITY of asking someone to witness this digital self-flagellation! No wonder she's running for the hills! Even Linux enthusiasts draw the line somewhere, and apparently it's at "watching someone else's Arch installation nightmare unfold in real-time." Hard pass! 💅