Hash Collision Keeps Me Up At Night

The first panel shows a normal control flow diagram with a simple if-else structure - clean, logical, and respected by all decent programmers. The second panel shows what happens when you use the forbidden goto statement - you break the natural order and end up in an infinite loop of misery, just like the poor soul who's now stuck on the phone with HR instead of flirting. This is basically the programming equivalent of texting your crush but accidentally sending it to your boss. The goto statement: turning your romantic "Awww you're sweet" moment into an awkward HR conversation since 1958.

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Ah yes, the ancient art of strategic bug deployment. Because nothing says "job security" quite like waiting for the one person who actually understands the legacy codebase to board their flight to Cancun before releasing that critical production bug. The genius here is the timing. Senior dev on vacation means: no code reviews that actually catch things, no "well actually..." corrections in Slack, and most importantly, no one to fix your mess when everything inevitably catches fire. It's the developer equivalent of committing arson and then immediately leaving the country. Pro tip: If you're the senior dev reading this, never announce your vacation dates in advance. Junior devs are watching, waiting, and their Git branches are getting suspiciously active.

Content Marc Gravell marcgravell 1h I don't know how to get this to the ears that need to hear it, but if you end any programming question - whether in Stack Overflow, or GitHub, or anywhere else - with "but it gives an error", without telling me what it said: I want to reach through the screen and slap you. 4 17 6 48 8 V

THE ABSOLUTE TORTURE of working in game development and watching "Threat Interactive" announce yet another impossible game with zero actual code behind it! That suspicious studio that somehow has 50 employees but no LinkedIn profiles?! PLEASE! I'm sitting here debugging collision detection for 8 hours while they're posting 8K renders claiming "gameplay footage" and getting investor money thrown at them! The conspiracy is KILLING ME but I can't prove a single thing! 💀

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