That moment when your partner thinks you're unfaithful but you're actually having an existential crisis about hash collisions. Spent six hours today tracking down a bug caused by two completely different objects returning the same hash. My code wasn't cheating on me - it was just mathematically inevitable. Sleep? Who needs it when you can contemplate the cosmic horror of identical checksums from distinct inputs?
Hash Collision Keeps Me Up At Night
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