When Programmers Fall In Love

Ah, the classic "I'll solve my relationship problems with code" approach. Dude built an entire app when a text message would've worked fine. Peak programmer behavior—overengineering a simple solution while thinking they're being romantic. The real kicker? He probably spent 12 hours debugging network issues just so she can virtually tap him on the shoulder. Next version will include a Kubernetes cluster to manage their dinner plans.