She's Still Waiting For Me

Technical debt Programmer life Work-life balance Procrastination False promises Relationship Titanic Fixing bugs One more bug

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She's Still Waiting For Me

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of the developer relationship! Young, beautiful Rose from Titanic being told "just one more bug to fix" before her date, only to transform into elderly Rose STILL WAITING for that same developer to finish debugging! 💀

The eternal lie every programmer tells themselves and their loved ones! "Just one more bug" is literally the biggest relationship-destroying phrase in tech history. That single bug multiplies into 57 bugs, 3 system crashes, and a complete architecture redesign at 3 AM!

Meanwhile, your significant other ages DECADES waiting for you to close your laptop and actually show up to dinner. The only thing more infinite than a recursive function with no base case is the time it takes to fix "just one more bug"!

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