Function That Returns True Love

variables function Syntax Conditional Proposal Relationship Prom Geek love

Programming Javascript Python

1 month ago 135,422 views 0 shares

Function That Returns True Love

programming-memes, function-memes, code-memes, syntax-memes, relationship-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your function returns the right value on the first try! This dev wrote a perfect function to ask his date to prom, complete with proper syntax highlighting and error handling. He's basically saying "if Hannah answers yes, then my mood variable gets set to 'Happy'." The best part? The function executed successfully—she accepted! This is relationship debugging done right. No null pointer exceptions in this love story.

More Like This

Where F 1 Meets Linux

Programming Hardware Linux Debugging

4 months ago 155.9K views 2 shares

Where F 1 Meets Linux

Ah, the beautiful crossover episode nobody asked for! The handshake meme perfectly captures how Williams F1 racing team and Linux users share one core existential crisis: constantly worrying about drivers . While Williams frets over which human will pilot their cars to maybe not-last-place, Linux enthusiasts stay up at 3 AM wondering why their printer suddenly thinks it's a toaster. Two completely different worlds united by driver-induced anxiety. The only difference? When F1 drivers crash, they get medical attention. When Linux drivers crash, you just get the privilege of reading 47 pages of forum posts from 2011.

When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

Programming Golang C++ Linux Testing

2 months ago 152.6K views 0 shares

When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

Imagine creating an entire programming language and then being asked to prove you know how to use it. The sheer audacity of HR making Ken Thompson—the literal father of C—take a C proficiency test is peak corporate bureaucracy. It's like asking Picasso to pass a coloring-within-the-lines test or making Einstein solve basic algebra before letting him work on relativity. "Sorry sir, company policy—everyone needs to demonstrate they can print 'Hello World' before accessing our codebase."

My friend asked me how to stylize his website

Programming Frontend Backend

4 years ago 25.0K views 0 shares

My friend asked me how to stylize his website | css-memes, web-memes, website-memes, c-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 4 vmWS2 - VMware Workstation 12 Player (Non-commercial use only) Player y el CAinetpubwwwrootZneverlandneverland.html Imagine having colorful websites This website was made by the no CSS gang

HTML is a great language

Programming Python Frontend

3 years ago 36.2K views 0 shares

HTML is a great language | html-memes, ML-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content HTML HTML C Java C PHP HTML HTML Python Ruby JavaScrip Go HIML

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Code

Programming Agile Debugging Testing

2 months ago 117.5K views 0 shares

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Code

Germans really nailed it with "Verschlimmbessern" - a word that perfectly captures that special feeling when you fix one bug and create three more. After 15 years in the trenches, I've turned simple 10-line functions into architectural nightmares while "improving" them. The real skill in software development isn't writing code—it's explaining to management why your refactoring broke production while somehow making it sound like progress. The German language just skips the BS and calls it what it is.

Byteohoney

Programming

9 months ago 20.6K views 0 shares

byteohoney | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content BIT.O. HONE DISK LITTLE HONEY CHEWS HONEU NUTTY LITTLE HONEY CHEWS BITO HONEU 9 TIT HONEY CHEWS NUTTY LITTLE HONEY CHEWS RIT. 0: PATTY LITT BITO. HONEU ITTY UTILE MONEY CHEWS BIT.O HONEU BIT O HONEY BITO" HONEU' NUTTY LITTLE MONEY CHEWS