Function That Returns True Love

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Function That Returns True Love

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When your function returns the right value on the first try! This dev wrote a perfect function to ask his date to prom, complete with proper syntax highlighting and error handling. He's basically saying "if Hannah answers yes, then my mood variable gets set to 'Happy'." The best part? The function executed successfully—she accepted! This is relationship debugging done right. No null pointer exceptions in this love story.

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