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Content Don't work hard work intelligent Client: Hello, so I ordered 1000 cubes for my home made pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres. Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres. Client: Well, apparently one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them. Boss: Oh lord, it was probably John, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible. Client: Thanks a lot.

Content File FacTe Clipboard b Bing Search or jump to.. Home Insert Page Lavout References Calibri (Body) - 11 A As Y B I U " abe x, x Ar abs - A Font Alexey Nazaroff Rogaven macOS iOS developer. Also like compilers, naraware ana assemoler. Edit bio ) RussiaLatvia walexx.nazarorgmall.com http:tb.comalexevnazarofi Organizations Overview repositories soa Pinned repositories UViewController-ODStatusBar A utility class for managing iOS status bar sta Objective-C 8 01 ODStringify Stringify evervthina. Safelv. Obiective-C ObTranstormation Extensions for Objective-C collections which adds functional-like methods - filter, map, reduce, each, etc Obiective-C 381 5 contributions in the last ye Pull requests Issues Marketplace Explore Mailings ReView View E- Paragraph Stars 151 Followers 10 Following 39 Customize your pinned repositories UView-ODFrame category extends the frame accessibiliti Obiective ODActionViewController Controller for custom UlActionSheet like in Maps.app Obiective-C 2 Y 1 On serialzarion Utility classes for serialization Objective-C objects Objective-C contribution settings 5 free commits unlocked a 0 AaBbCcDc AaBbCcDc AaBbC AA 1 Normal I No Spaci... Heading 1 Change Styles Styles Find " Sac Replace as Select Editing 9:43 Clock Huk Fake GSM Network Whoops, it looks like you have some merge conflicts

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Content Imagine that you are my stepbro and that we call the Vim Text Editor a Washing Machine Sure, I can imagine that! From now on, we will refer to the Vim Text Editor as a Washing Machine. Is there anything specific you would like to know about the Washing Machine or any task you would like to perform using it? Help stepbro, im stuck in the Washing Machine Oh no! Being stuck in a Washing Machine can be a confusing and stressful experience, but don't worry, I'm here to help. To exit the Washing Machine, you need to enter the command mode. To do this, press the "Esc" key on your keyboard. Then, type the following command to exit the Washing Machine::q!' This command will exit the Washing Machine without saving any changes you may have made. If you want to save your changes before exiting, you can use the :wa" command instead. Keep in mind that these are basic commands for the Washing Machine and there are many more features and commands available for you to explore and use. If you have any more questions or run into any other issues, feel free to ask! ProdrammerHumor.io

Content OMG HI! YOU'RE A VERIFIED BOT DEVELOPER?! COder vandaag om 15:18 Yes vandaag om 15:18 O: CAN YOU CODE MY BOT?! it keeps breaking for no reason COder vandaag om 15:19 Eh depends What keeps breaking? FastersT-vandaag om 15:19 every single command i don't know why though COder vandaag om 15:19 What's the error? Fogies Y vandaag om 15:19 there's no error it just keeps breaking and dosen't work COder vandaag om 15:20 What language are you using? Fonter T vandaag om 15:20 English of course COder vandaag om 15:21 ah right Maybe you should check for grammar mistakes vandaag om 15:21 Nope i'm a expert at grammar but it's ok if you don't know how to fix

When your developer friend says they're "just customizing their boot screen" but actually they've replaced the UEFI splash with an anime girl calling them "senpai." Nothing says "I'm a serious professional who writes mission-critical code" quite like having your computer address you as a "good boy" during startup. The duality of programmers: can architect complex systems by day, creates waifu boot screens by night. The real reason they never let IT support touch their machine.