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The classic SQL injection attack in its natural habitat! Little Bobby Tables strikes again. Someone just crashed an entire system by entering "O'Brian" as their last name, and now the company is frantically tweeting about an "outage." Seven years of developing enterprise software and we're still not escaping our inputs properly. That single apostrophe just caused more damage than any penetration test could've revealed. The DBA is probably having a meltdown right now while management asks, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Content YAskReddit US-Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 4.5k I 2.0k Share ? BEST COMMENTS Nicoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. 4) Reply 1.4k J jeremv1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON obiect. The top level is a kev called "events" and the value is an unsorted arrav. 4 217 JuniorSeniorTrainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actuallv iust a misunderstanding of him saying "Guvs vou don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven davs when I probablv should've spent vears on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven davs so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break anv minute now. 1 159 Ar4n 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.

Content anonymous2ch commented on May 27, 2020 Should you use blockchain Are you making a cryptocurrency? Yes No y Please Stop No And what, some other databases with the history of edits have already been delivered? Or do they offer to roll back on binary logs? 123123 commented on May 27, 2020 some other database with edit history git

Content Juan Pedro Fisanotti fisadev Human evolution reached its peak at SQL with WHERE age 42 OR name NOT IN "arthur" "marvin" and then MongoDB came in and sent us back to the stone age with Sor: age: gte: 42, name: (Snin: "arthur", "marvin" 13313