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Content PROGRAMMING IS SECOND NATURE TO US DEVELOPERS SO IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY KNOWS THE SYNTAX FOR PYTHON AND JAVASCRIPT. AND SQL, OF COURSE. OF COURSE. EVEN WHEN THEY'RE TRYING To COMPENSATE FOR IT, EXPERTS IN ANYTHING WILDLY OVERESTIMATE THE AVERAGE PERSON'S FAMILIARITY WITH THEIR FIELD.

Content SOL f Sick Quick Lick (SQL), noun: when a female's partner's feeling under the weather and not up for regular sexual intercourse, the SQL is a reliable way of defusing tension and satisfying multiple parties. Simply perform normal cunnilingus (or fellatio, with more tongue action) until completion. Ideally, it should only be a few minutes, lest the SQL turn into SOL (Sick Overtime Lick) and the receiving party becomes SOL. Also, apparently a data query language or something I caught a nasty cold the other day, so I just gave mygf a good SQL ProarammerHumor.io

MongoDB's marketing team really nailed their priorities here. Forget trivial things like your compensation, burnout, or work-life balance - the only legacy that matters is knowing their database is "web scale." For the uninitiated, "web scale" became a tech buzzword after a famous parody video where a MongoDB enthusiast repeatedly screams "it's web scale!" while a MySQL user questions what that actually means. The phrase became shorthand for "sounds impressive but possibly meaningless tech jargon." Nothing says "I've made it in tech" quite like remembering marketing slogans instead of your actual life experiences. Your therapist would have a field day with this one.

Content Abbie AbbieEvansXO Old west saloon owner: make it so the floorboards don't creak when regular patrons walk in but do creak when a mysterious stranger walks in Carpenter: what roboticsappreciationsociety What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10 extra, then only new people who don't know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it. onlymollygibson Did... did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.

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