SQL And Chill

Content Vishal VishalMalvi When developers get together, we either obsess over new technologies, fancy desk setups, mechanical keyboards, and clean code, or we just roast each other's code.

Content Storing JSON in a SQL Database

The AUDACITY of Skeletor dropping that SQL formatting truth bomb and just walking away! First I'm all blank-faced like "whatever" but then my brain processes it and I'm SEETHING with rage! How DARE he attack my precious uppercase SQL queries?! The betrayal! The drama! Everyone knows typing SELECT * FROM users in all caps makes the query run 37% faster and intimidates the database into submission! It's not just a style choice, it's a POWER MOVE! 💀⌨️

That moment when your innocent UPDATE query without a WHERE clause turns your database into a dumpster fire. You're just trying to fix ONE little record and suddenly your terminal screams "1,276,000 ROWS AFFECTED" and your soul leaves your body. The database admin is already drafting your obituary while you frantically search StackOverflow for "how to undo massive SQL disaster without anyone noticing." Pro tip: Always begin with BEGIN TRANSACTION; so you can ROLLBACK; when you inevitably nuke production data!

Content Stop it, you're crazy! This isn't you talking, it's the vodka! Leave it. Come on, gimme that and let's get it over with! It's not a game for cowards... Each one on his own prod server? Each one on his own prod server. rootserver: S SRANDOM 6 0 1 8 rm -rf I echo "Lucky boy"; CommitStrip.com

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