SQL And Chill

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Government agencies finally entering the digital age but making the worst possible tech choices? *Chef's kiss* Nothing says "we hired consultants from 2003" quite like rejecting clean, lightweight JSON in favor of bloated XML files that require a PhD to parse. The kind of decision that makes developers contemplate career changes to literally anything else. Fun fact: Some government systems still use COBOL, a language older than the moon landing. At this rate, they'll discover JSON around the same time we colonize Mars.

Content rwebdev Posted by ufuturewebdev 12h Are front-end devs looked down upon by others? Tech 1 keep getting this vibe online that back-end developers think front-end work is for simpletons (for the lack of a better word). Is this true or am I imagining things? 4 255 354 A Share Award BEST COMMENTS QuestionsHurt 10h 6 2 Awards Yes, yes it is. But then again Web development in general is scoffed at by most other developers. Programmers are scoffed at by "real" Engineers. Engineers are belittled by physicists. Physicists by Mathematicians. Mathematicians by Artists. Artists by designers. Designers by frontend developers. Circle of life. Reply 4 1,0k ProarammerHumor.io

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Someone asks about romance and gets a LECTURE on date formatting instead. Because nothing says "I'm emotionally available" quite like having strong opinions about DD/MM/YYYY versus MM/DD/YYYY versus YYYY-MM-DD. The real plot twist? They're not wrong though. Other formats ARE confusing, especially when Americans write 03/04/2024 and the rest of the world has to play a fun guessing game of "is that March 4th or April 3rd?" DD/MM/YYYY eliminates the chaos and brings order to the universe. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have properly structured temporal data? Romance is dead, long live ISO standards!

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