SQL And Chill

Ah yes, the classic executive who just discovered the term "data science" and now thinks anyone who can run a basic SQL query is suddenly a data scientist. Nothing says "I understand tech" quite like watching someone execute SELECT * FROM table and immediately asking if they should update their LinkedIn to "Senior ML Engineer." Meanwhile, actual data scientists with PhDs in statistics are quietly crying into their Jupyter notebooks.

Content When non-nerds try to act nerdy but the nerds are homies: 01001000 01000101 0 10 0 10 0 01001100 01001111 JUST TRIED TOSAY HELLO INCOMPUTERLANGUAGE

Content He's making a database. He's sorting it twice. SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior 'nice' SOL Clause is coming to town!

Content Becca Bailey beccaliz To the ikea developer who is desperately debugging the shopping cart in production, I salute you. We're all having a hard time this week. W Rd O Elements Console Sources Performance Memory top o Filter Application Default levels Security AdBlock Failed to load resource: net: :ERRBLOCKEDBYCLIENT CC 28 Express Delivery MW Decoupling feature Origin Co-existence Delivery API fix 1.0 Promotion code CD A cookie associated with a cross-site resource at ALs was set without the "Samesite attribute. A future release of 'Secure. You can review cookies in developer tools under ApplicationStorageCookies 1 am on shopping cart now "Ikeaid: "SPR, 69247594", "count: 1", "name": "BJRKSNS", "formattedpurchase price": "489.00") 69247594 "Ikeaid": "ART, 10379303", "count": "1, "name"; "HEMNES", "formattedpurchaseprice": 199.08") 10379303 helloword Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token '7? Uncaught Error: cannot call methods on button prior to initialization; attempted to call method 'disable' Function.error (query-1.8.2.min.1s:2) at HIMLDIvE lement, anonymous (guery-mobile-1.2.1.min. j5:295) at Function.each (jauery-1.8.2.min. is:2 at init.each (query-1.8.2.min. 1s:2) 8:43 20 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 2,398 Retweets 11.7K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

Content Shawn Barnes 3rd Technical Recruiter at TN Technical Staffing and Consulting 21h G ABOMBSHELL!!!A The conversation between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had at the end of the trial has been leaked! The transcript reads: Heard: Johnny. Hey! Can you turn around and look at me? Depp: (bows his head) Heard: Let's talk Johnny... Talk to me. Depp: (Turns to his lawyer, and his lawyer shakes her head) Heard: I have something to talk to you about. Depp (with his head still down): I have nothing to talk to you about. Heard: Please, look at me! Depp: Goodbye Amber. Heard: Tell me something Johnny, do you still love me? Depp: (Keeps quiet) Herd: Do you still love me, Johnny? Depp (lifts his head, looks her straight in the eyes, and says): Amber, this might be the last time we ever speak, so please listen to me very carefully. If you know of a Data Analyst with experience in Python, SQL, AB testing and Excel, you absolutely need to call Shawn Barnes with GT Technical Staffing. He is the best! You can reach him at 214-996-9419. C You and 155,371 others 13,284 comments 2,265 shares