SQL And Chill

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6 months ago 188,462 views 0 shares

SQL And Chill

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Nothing says romance like pulling up a complex SQL query during intimate moments. Sure, some people light candles, but real database administrators show off their perfectly normalized tables and multi-JOIN statements. That query's got more relationships than a soap opera, with tables for customers, sales_orders, and products all interconnected in a beautiful dance of foreign keys. The perfect date night doesn't exi— oh wait, there it is: ORDER BY Employee_Id.

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