SQL And Chill

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Databases Programming Backend

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SQL And Chill

database-memes, sql-memes, relationships-memes, joins-memes, netflix-and-chill-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nothing says romance like pulling up a complex SQL query during intimate moments. Sure, some people light candles, but real database administrators show off their perfectly normalized tables and multi-JOIN statements. That query's got more relationships than a soap opera, with tables for customers, sales_orders, and products all interconnected in a beautiful dance of foreign keys. The perfect date night doesn't exi— oh wait, there it is: ORDER BY Employee_Id.

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