The SQL Join Facial Recognition Guide

Content Tashona Smith SmithTashona We started learning about SQL in class tonight, and created a table called "people". When it came time to add info to the table, the command was "INSERT INTO people" and that's definitely the funniest thing that happened to me today.

The value of backups follows the classic IT tragedy in three acts: Act I: "What's a backup worth?" you ask, staring at your perfectly functional system. Act II: "Nothing," you decide, because everything's working fine and storage costs money. Act III: After your production database spontaneously combusts at 4:30pm on a Friday before a holiday weekend, suddenly that backup is worth your entire career, marriage, and will to live. Funny how perspective changes when you're staring at the digital equivalent of a burning city.

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Ah, the fundamental shock of Python developers discovering you can use semicolons in their sacred whitespace-dependent language. After spending years meticulously aligning every tab and space to avoid the dreaded IndentationError , finding out you can just slap a semicolon at the end like some Java heathen feels like a constitutional violation. The code still works, but at what cost? Your Python street cred? Your soul?

This is a masterclass in legacy systems biting back! The tweet explains how Social Security runs on COBOL (a programming language from the 1950s) where dates are stored using the ISO 8601 standard with an epoch starting 150 years ago (1875). So when a date is unknown, it defaults to zero, which COBOL interprets as 1875. The humor comes from Donald Trump Jr. misinterpreting Elon Musk's comment about this technical quirk as evidence of "150-year-old people collecting Social Security" – when it's actually just a database returning default epoch values! It's the perfect intersection of ancient programming languages, government systems that never get updated, and non-technical people drawing wild conclusions. Mainframe programmers are cackling while pouring another cup of coffee right now.

The classic tale of an intern's first week: accidentally running DROP DATABASE instead of DROP TABLE and then pretending to be as surprised as everyone else. That wide-eyed innocent look isn't fooling anyone, buddy. The best part? The senior dev doesn't even suspect it was you—they're just puzzled by the mysterious database vanishing act. Pro tip: production databases and interns should be kept at least 500 miles apart at all times. It's basically Newton's lesser-known Fourth Law of Motion.