SQL Dev's Existential Crisis With MongoDB Syntax

SQL Dev's Existential Crisis With MongoDB Syntax
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SQL developer: "I'll just ask for users between 25-30 years old. Simple query, right?"

MongoDB: "Hold my document-oriented beer while I throw this nested JSON monstrosity at you with operators like $and, $gte, and $lte that look like someone's trying to launder money through code."

The mental journey from SELECT * FROM users WHERE age BETWEEN 25 AND 30 to whatever that bracket nightmare is... pure existential crisis material. The facial expressions say it all - from innocent curiosity to complete spiritual awakening.

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