Wtf Is A Lash Map

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Wtf Is A Lash Map

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When your non-tech friend texts you at 2:12 AM about "lash maps" and your sleep-deprived brain immediately goes into developer mode. Sure, I'll explain hashmaps while you're planning your eyelash extensions. Nothing says friendship like explaining O(1) lookup time to someone who just wanted beauty advice. Next time I'll ask if they want to hear about binary trees while they're shopping for actual trees.

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