Code Review Paradox: Eagle Eyes For Others, Blind As A Bat For Self

Content WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? TRYING TO FIX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN I TRIED TO FiX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN I TRIED TO FIX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN...

Content My Brain : "Let's write each step separately, it'll make the code more readable" My Code 3

The evolution of developer paranoia in two panels: Junior dev: *code compiles* "WOOHOO! FIRST TRY MAGIC! I'M A CODING GENIUS!" Senior dev: *code compiles* "...suspicious. Very suspicious. What dark sorcery is this? Something's definitely broken somewhere and I just can't see it yet." The true mark of experience isn't celebrating success—it's questioning why the compiler didn't put up more of a fight. Nothing builds healthy paranoia quite like years of mysterious runtime errors that followed suspiciously smooth compilations.

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