The Debugging Trance In Social Settings

Content Ancient Computer Programmer Modern Software Developer What the fuck is a monitor? Anyway, here is my 300-punch card, bug- free program Proarammerhumor.ic This IDE has no dark mode:

Content People around me. heis sting in toilet for 1 hour, heis probably jerking of! me thinking about how can I debug my code knowing I'm really fucked up since I couldn't find answer even if I'm in the holy place for 1hour

Content Me after finding one of 99 bugs in the legacy code base: Where are the others hiding, motherfucker?

The age-old battle between while loops and do-while loops, perfectly illustrated by Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote! The Road Runner checks conditions before running (while loop), safely avoiding the cliff edge. Meanwhile, poor Coyote executes first and checks conditions later (do-while loop), guaranteeing at least one painful fall into the canyon. This is basically every programmer's first encounter with loop selection coming back to haunt them in production. Some bugs you just can't patch mid-air!

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS O. I can't fix this 1. Crisis of confidence 2. Questions career 3. Questions life 4. Oh it was a typo, cool

The Ruby on Rails philosophy in one image: why bother optimizing your code when you can just throw more CPU cores at it? This meme perfectly captures the "Rails magic" approach – your app runs like a three-legged dog until you upgrade your server. Then suddenly it's "fast enough" and everyone pretends the code isn't a dumpster fire underneath. Classic web framework solution: when in doubt, blame the hardware! Meanwhile, the Go developers are in the corner writing code that would run on a calculator.