Ergonomics experts: "Here's the proper way to sit with perfect posture and angles."
Developers in real life: *contorts body into impossible pretzel shape while coding until 3am*
I've spent thousands on ergonomic chairs, standing desks, and fancy monitors. Yet somehow I still end up coding in bed, twisted like a human question mark, wondering why my spine feels like it's been replaced with broken glass.
The chiropractor's kids are going to college on my retirement fund.