For Relatives I Know Nothing About Computers

Family tech support computer science Relatives Programmer problems Tech support Denial Self preservation Computer expert Family dynamics

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For Relatives I Know Nothing About Computers

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THE ABSOLUTE TRAUMA of being the designated family tech support! 💀 One minute you're writing complex algorithms, the next you're explaining to Aunt Karen that her Facebook isn't "broken" - she just forgot her password for the 47th time this month. The sheer SURVIVAL INSTINCT of pretending to know nothing about computers is the most sophisticated self-preservation technique in the developer universe. Because once you admit you know how to code, you've basically signed up to fix every printer, router, and "slow computer" until the heat death of the universe!

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