My Bloodline Ends With Me

Work-life balance Priorities Programming life Software engineer problems Bug hunting Code obsession Developer lifestyle Ancestors Coding vs dating

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2 months ago 163,302 views 1 shares

My Bloodline Ends With Me

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Generations of ancestors looking down from heaven, watching their descendant spend 8 hours tracking down a missing semicolon instead of procreating. The family tree withers while the syntax tree flourishes. Priorities, am I right? Your great-great-grandfather didn't fight in three wars just so you could argue with a compiler at 3 AM. But hey, at least your variable naming conventions are immaculate.

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