But You Tried Something

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But You Tried Something

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Ah, the noble art of optimizing garbage code! It's like meticulously rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. You've spent hours shaving milliseconds off your algorithm that fundamentally doesn't work. "Look at these beautiful O(log n) operations!" you proudly declare while your function returns completely incorrect results. At least when your manager asks why nothing works, you can confidently say, "But it fails really efficiently now!"

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