My Codebase Vs My Kitchen

Developer life Work-life balance Clean code Priorities Architecture Code organization Folder-structure Duality

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My Codebase Vs My Kitchen

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Left side: A meticulously organized codebase with perfect folder structure, clean architecture patterns, and everything neatly categorized into scripts, src, application, services, etc.

Right side: The kitchen that looks like someone deployed to production at 4:59pm on Friday before a holiday weekend. Complete chaos. Paper towels everywhere. Random containers. Zero organization.

The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect image. Somehow we can create pristine digital environments while living in absolute entropy. It's like our brains only have enough organization tokens for one domain at a time!

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