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Words Of Wisdom From The Art Of Code
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2 days ago 89.6K views 0 shares
Words Of Wisdom From The Art Of Code
The ancient wisdom of Sun Tzu has evolved for the modern developer! This profound quote captures the fundamental truth every TypeScript convert discovers: garbage in = garbage out++ . TypeScript promises salvation with its strict typing, but if your JavaScript foundation is built on quicksand, TypeScript just gives you more sophisticated ways to sink. It's like putting a monocle on a dumpster fire – now you can see the chaos in higher definition . Meanwhile, the PHP developer in the comments is just happy someone else is getting roasted for once.

The Programming Language Special Forces
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4 days ago 137.7K views 0 shares
The Programming Language Special Forces
The programming language hierarchy in its natural habitat! While the "serious" languages are geared up for battle, poor HTML is just vibing in a clown costume. The eternal debate of "is HTML a programming language?" visualized perfectly. The hardened veterans of syntax and compilation stand ready, while HTML's just happy to be included in the squad. Reminds me of that one intern who shows up to the architecture meeting with nothing but enthusiasm and a vague understanding of what a for-loop is.

The Unholy Alliance That Powers The Web
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5 days ago 94.0K views 0 shares
The Unholy Alliance That Powers The Web
The unholy alliance that powers 40% of the internet! WordPress: where engineers who can't write a single line of code and designers who couldn't match colors in kindergarten join forces to create... *checks notes*... the backbone of the modern web. It's like watching two people who failed swimming lessons build a cruise ship that somehow doesn't sink. The perfect platform for when your client says "I want a custom site" but what they mean is "I want to drag and drop some boxes until something appears."

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition
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14 days ago 190.7K views 0 shares
Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition
The ultimate hipster programmer manifesto has arrived! At the top, we have the "Reject modernity" squad featuring React, Tailwind, Vue, some hipster hamster, and TypeScript—basically everything recruiters won't stop messaging you about on LinkedIn. Meanwhile, the "Embrace tradition" crew is just chilling below with HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and Python—you know, the technologies that actually keep the internet from imploding. It's like choosing between a complicated pour-over coffee ritual versus just drinking the office coffee that somehow still works. Sure, the modern frameworks look impressive on your resume, but when the apocalypse comes, who do you think will still be able to make a website work? The person who can write vanilla JS or the one who needs 37 dependencies just to center a div?

The Python That Ate PHP
php Webdev Programming Python Backend
15 days ago 184.1K views 0 shares
The Python That Ate PHP
The slow, inevitable death of PHP at the hands of Python frameworks is basically a tech horror story at this point. First Python just hangs around, then it starts nibbling at PHP's market share, then it's consuming half the elephant, and finally—BOOM—Python-Django has completely devoured the poor beast and evolved into its final form. The circle of life in web development. Pour one out for PHP, which will somehow still be running on 79% of the internet in 2035.

Friday Motivation: No Excuse Too Absurd
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23 days ago 169.6K views 1 shares
Friday Motivation: No Excuse Too Absurd
Ah, the classic "no excuses" motivational poster with a twist. Sure, if some morally bankrupt CEO can juggle multiple catastrophes of his own making AND still find time for Coldplay, you can definitely learn PHP. Though frankly, both choices are questionable life decisions. At least PHP doesn't require alimony payments.

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Different Languages, Same Bug, Different Dramas
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24 days ago 210.3K views 1 shares
Different Languages, Same Bug, Different Dramas
HONEY, HOLD MY KEYBOARD! 💅 This is the ULTIMATE programming language personality chart that's hitting wayyy too close to home! C just casually strolls from problem to solution like it's taking a Sunday walk. Python's like "why reinvent the wheel when I can just import someone else's?" And Bash? Just throw every command in existence at the problem until something sticks! Poor PHP doesn't even get a solution (which is honestly SO on brand). C++ creates 11 MORE problems with every solution because OF COURSE IT DOES. Rust gives you solutions with side effects that'll haunt your dreams. And then there's JavaScript... SWEET MOTHER OF DOM MANIPULATION! It's not just a language, it's a WHOLE ECOSYSTEM OF CHAOS where one problem spawns an INFINITE HELLSCAPE of nested problems! JavaScript doesn't solve bugs - it turns them into FRAMEWORK OPPORTUNITIES! 💀

PHP: The Undying Language
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1 month ago 165.7K views 1 shares
PHP: The Undying Language
The eternal zombie apocalypse that is PHP development. Since 1995, developers have been declaring PHP dead while recommending the hot new framework—ColdFusion, ASP.NET, Ruby on Rails, Django, NextJS—only for PHP to keep shambling along, refusing to die. By 2025, we'll be celebrating its 30th birthday while still writing those same

The Immortal PHP: Web Development's Greatest Zombie
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1 month ago 177.6K views 1 shares
The Immortal PHP: Web Development's Greatest Zombie
THE ETERNAL ZOMBIE LANGUAGE THAT REFUSES TO DIE! 💀 For THREE DECADES developers have been screaming "PHP is dead!" while frantically pushing the next hot framework. ColdFusion! ASP.NET! Ruby on Rails! Django! NextJS! Each one supposedly hammering the final nail in PHP's coffin. Meanwhile, PHP is just sitting there, powering like 78% of the internet, sipping tea and planning its 30th birthday party. The ultimate comeback story! The cockroach of programming languages that survives every nuclear framework bomb dropped on it! And the irony? We're still typing

When Your PHP Credentials Are More WordPress Than Laravel
php Webdev Programming Backend
1 month ago 144.7K views 0 shares
When Your PHP Credentials Are More WordPress Than Laravel
SWEET MOTHER OF DEPENDENCY INJECTION! 💀 The absolute TRAGEDY of finding another PHP developer at your 20th reunion only to discover they're a total FRAUD! The poor soul is desperately nodding along to terms like "Eloquent guy" and "Doctrine dude" while their brain is SCREAMING in confusion! And the final nail in the coffin? They're building *gasp* WORDPRESS WEBSITES while pretending it's "worldwide SaaS"! The betrayal! The deception! The sheer AUDACITY of claiming PHP knowledge when you can't tell Symfony Messenger from a text message! This is why we have trust issues in the developer community!

A Brief History Of Web Development
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1 month ago 218.8K views 0 shares
A Brief History Of Web Development
The tech world's most reliable constant isn't Moore's Law—it's our ability to prematurely declare PHP dead while it quietly powers half the internet. From ColdFusion (1995) to ASP.NET (2002) to Ruby on Rails (2004) to Django (2006) to NextJS (2018), we've spent three decades confidently announcing PHP's funeral while writing our revolutionary frameworks that will "definitely replace it this time." Yet here we are in 2025, celebrating PHP's 30th birthday. The language that refuses to die despite our best efforts. It's like that coworker who keeps surviving layoffs despite doing everything in Comic Sans.

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The String-Splitting Evolution
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1 month ago 227.4K views 0 shares
The String-Splitting Evolution
The elegant evolution of string splitting functions across languages, from Java's sensible split() to C#'s fancy uppercase Split() ... and then there's PHP with explode() – because why use normal terminology when you can pretend you're Michael Bay destroying strings with dramatic explosions? PHP developers really woke up and chose violence for their function naming conventions. Imagine explaining to a non-programmer: "Yes, I'm just going to explode this string into pieces. Don't worry, it's normal here."