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Know The Difference

1 day ago 187.3K views 0 shares

The corporate dating hierarchy has spoken. Mention Lua? You're a mysterious, sexy unicorn deserving of heart emojis. Mention PHP? Straight to HR jail. It's not about skill—it's about perceived exoticness . Nobody at the office Christmas party wants to hear about your WordPress plugins, but that game engine scripting? Suddenly you're fascinating. Ten years in the industry and I've learned: your attractiveness is directly proportional to how obscure your programming language is. Bonus points if nobody can pronounce it correctly.

We Will Process Only Last 1000 Files They Said

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4 days ago 136.0K views 0 shares

We Will Process Only Last 1000 Files They Said

When your manager says "just process the last 1000 files" but you're dealing with a PHP script that's about to iterate through 2 million files while comparing against a database of 1 million records. The script is literally pulling 1000 records with limit(1000) but then checking EACH of your 2 million files against those 1000 records with in_array() . That's a cool O(n²) operation that's going to take approximately checks notes forever to complete. Your server's CPU is already writing its resignation letter.

The String Splitting Identity Crisis

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4 days ago 116.4K views 0 shares

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of programming languages and their method naming! Java's all proper with its lowercase split() like some kind of reasonable adult. Then C# struts in with its fancy capital Split() thinking it's royalty or something. BUT THEN... PHP COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL like a deranged sugar-fueled toddler screaming explode() ! WHO HURT THE PHP DEVELOPERS?! What kind of psychopath names a string splitting function after a violent catastrophic event?! This is why we can't have nice things in programming!

I Love My Debugging Duck

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10 days ago 152.4K views 0 shares

The TRAGIC miscommunication of our times! 💔 He's talking about programming mascots like Python's snake, PHP's elephant, and Linux's penguin, while she's over there thinking about ACTUAL PETS! The rubber duck isn't just some cute bath toy - it's the silent therapist that listens to your code problems without judgment! The ultimate debugging companion that makes you realize your mistakes the SECOND you start explaining your code out loud! Meanwhile, she's just there with her collection of adorable fluffballs thinking they're on the same wavelength. HONEY, NO. His animals debug code; yours just shed on the furniture!

The Immortal PHP: Still Not Dead In 2025

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10 days ago 123.8K views 0 shares

The Immortal PHP: Still Not Dead In 2025

For nearly three decades, developers have been declaring PHP's funeral while hyping the next hot framework. ColdFusion, ASP.net, Django, Rails, Flask, Angular, Next.js, Python—they've all taken turns as PHP's supposed executioner. Yet there it stands in 2025, like some immortal deity rising from the clouds, declaring "As you can see, I am not dead." PHP is basically the tech world's cockroach—it would survive a nuclear apocalypse while React is still trying to resolve its dependencies.

Baka Java Chan

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17 days ago 88.0K views 0 shares

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Php Storm Wtf

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18 days ago 77.3K views 0 shares

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Security Experts Hate This One Simple Trick

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19 days ago 181.6K views 0 shares

Security Experts Hate This One Simple Trick

Security experts: "Use complex passwords, rotate them regularly, never store them in plaintext." Meanwhile, some server admin with their passwords.txt file accessible via direct URL, using "admin" as both username and password: "I'm something of a security expert myself." The tabs open in the background (phpMyAdmin, Cloud Shell, etc.) really complete the masterpiece of digital negligence. Chef's kiss to whoever set up this security nightmare.

PHP Is Inevitable

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21 days ago 209.0K views 0 shares

PHP is the cockroach of programming languages. For years, developers have predicted its demise, written obituaries, and planned migrations away from it... yet somehow it powers ~77% of all websites. Modern frameworks like Laravel and the constant evolution of PHP 8+ have given it surprising resilience. Meanwhile, the tech community keeps asking the same question to PHP that Sonic is answering here: "I have no idea" how I'm still alive, but here I am, running your favorite websites. The language simply refuses to die despite being the internet's favorite punching bag.

The Great Tech Title Inflation

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24 days ago 190.7K views 0 shares

The eternal job title inflation cycle in tech. In 2005, PHP developers were desperately trying to distinguish themselves from "IT guys." Fast forward to 2015, and suddenly "programmer" became a dirty word - everyone had to be a "software developer." Now the prophecy shows us in 2025, those same folks will be scoffing: "Developer? Please, I'm an AI engineer." Meanwhile, the actual work remains the same: making computers do things without crashing too often. The more things change, the more we just rebrand our LinkedIn profiles.

PHP Be Like: Explosive String Handling

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28 days ago 291.8K views 0 shares

The case-sensitivity hierarchy in programming languages is real! Java uses split() like a regular bear, C# gets fancy with Split() (capital S because it's feeling classy), but PHP... PHP just had to be different with explode() . It's like showing up to a formal dinner party wearing a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. The function literally sounds like it's going to destroy your strings rather than separate them. Classic PHP naming conventions - where consistency goes to die and developers get to memorize yet another quirky function name!

PHP Is Like A Zombie

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29 days ago 251.5K views 1 shares

PHP just refuses to die despite countless "PHP is dead" articles since 2010. It powers 77% of all websites and gets major version updates while newer, shinier languages come and go. The language that Facebook was built on somehow survives every tech apocalypse through sheer stubbornness. It's like that cockroach that would survive nuclear war - not pretty, but impressively resilient. WordPress alone ensures PHP will outlive us all.

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