The Immortal PHP: Web Development's Greatest Zombie

THE ETERNAL ZOMBIE LANGUAGE THAT REFUSES TO DIE! 💀

For THREE DECADES developers have been screaming "PHP is dead!" while frantically pushing the next hot framework. ColdFusion! ASP.NET! Ruby on Rails! Django! NextJS! Each one supposedly hammering the final nail in PHP's coffin.

Meanwhile, PHP is just sitting there, powering like 78% of the internet, sipping tea and planning its 30th birthday party. The ultimate comeback story! The cockroach of programming languages that survives every nuclear framework bomb dropped on it!

And the irony? We're still typing