Case Sensitivity And Naming Conventions

Programming languages Syntax Language quirks Coding conventions Function names String manipulation

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Case Sensitivity And Naming Conventions

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Ah, string manipulation in different languages - where consistency goes to die. Java's split() and C#'s Split() both follow sensible naming conventions, but then PHP comes along with explode() like that one developer who insists on naming variables after Pokémon characters. Ten years into my career and I still have to Google this function name every time I touch PHP code. It's like the language was designed by someone who thought "How can I make this as confusing as possible for people coming from literally any other language?"

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