PHP Is Like A Walking Dead Code

Romance: losing sleep over someone you love. Programming: losing twice as much sleep because you forgot a semicolon. And the worst part? The compiler probably told you exactly where the error was, but you spent 4 days looking everywhere else. Just another Tuesday in paradise.

Content Marko 4 Denic denicmarko STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING 17:12 07 May 20 Twitter Web App

Content when you're reminded you wrote the world's biggest social network in PHP

Content Python Wow. It's so comfortable, and cheap too. I think want this one Yeah, it's a popular model but sitang in it makes you look lazy. Javascript Wow, so many features! What does this one do; That button will cause the chair to attack is owner Never to ch it I'm not even sure why they Ducatin. CH This is one of our most comfortable chairs, but It works best if you use it with the correct platform. Java A lot of people who don't like the previous model prefer this one because it's platform Independent. That's a desk.. Verrean sit on it can't you?

Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 0 8,801 391 comments