PHP Is Like A Walking Dead Code

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Content 14 use this Snum1 "123456789012345678901234567890"; Snum2 "9876543210" r mysqlquery("Select sum: num num2); sumR mysqlfetchrow(r); sum sum0; share improve this answer answered May 17 '11 at 6:23 K.Sya 221 02 2 60 Zomg, that's both an awesome and a very ugly response. - Clement Herreman Jun 17 '11 at 13:06 are you serious? - WoLfulus Apr 18 '15 at 13:25 13 Sorry, but the SQL server is an SQL server, not a calculator. - GordonM May 22 '15 at 9:37

Ah, the semicolon - that tiny punctuation mark with the power to destroy your entire week. While some poor soul lost sleep over a romantic interest, developers know the true nightmare: spending 96 sleepless hours hunting down a missing semicolon that's turning your perfectly crafted code into a dumpster fire. The compiler's just sitting there like "syntax error" without telling you WHICH EXACT LINE needs fixing. Thanks for nothing. And the best part? After those 4 days of debugging hell, you'll find it, add it, and feel simultaneously like the world's biggest genius and complete idiot. Relationships come and go, but the trauma of missing semicolons is forever.

Content 1664193684820.png, 325KiB, 512512 Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 15:01:35 No. 174703216 174702313 damn it this reminded me of the guy who sparked the interest in technology in me when i was like 7-8 yo download some song.exe pc goes wild neighbour kid who is 8 years older than me comes home to fix it explains file formats to me next week ask him to come install prince of persia explains cracks and game installation a year later shows me how to setup a private WoW server shows me how bug exploiting works in private WoW servers helping me get geared up go to their house shows me some script that opens and closes the CD tray MINDISFUCKINGBLOWNAWAY.jpg gives me the address for his website im actually losing my shit now the site is mainlv nudes of some chicks and a bikini photo session of a local 910 hottie shows me how it works and explains some pho and html shit which sounded like black magic back then this is the day i became a coomer and decided ill be into programming. 20 years later im a java dev and archiving chaturbate streams en masse thank you, neighbouring coomer geek for pointing me in the right direction ProgrammerHumor io

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