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PHP Is Like A Walking Dead Code

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11 months ago 297,007 views 0 shares

PHP Is Like A Walking Dead Code

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PHP has been declared dead more times than a character in a soap opera, yet it powers about 77% of the web. It's the tech equivalent of that one cockroach that survives nuclear winter. Modern frameworks like Laravel have given it life support, but developers still look at it with the same bewilderment as someone witnessing a zombie doing taxes. "It shouldn't be alive, but here we are."

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