Be Prepared Mates

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Imagine writing your entire codebase in JavaScript just to avoid import tariffs. Time to start a black market for Python modules and Java libraries. "Yes officer, these are American-made classes, definitely not smuggled from Finland. The umlaut is just for aesthetics."

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