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Academic literature with the precision of a drunk dartboard player. Highlighting "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable? Sure, and a bicycle is just a motorcycle without the engine. This is the same energy as saying "HTML is my favorite programming language" at a developer conference and watching the room collectively twitch. The relationship between Java and JavaScript is approximately the same as that between car and carpet - they share four letters and absolutely nothing else. Next chapter: "Python - a reptile that writes code."

Content Roxkstar74 roxkstar74 Gaslighting interviewers by telling them I code in "Strawberry Javascript" so they have to wonder if there's a new framework they don't know 2:51 PM Oct 3, 2021 Twitter Web App

Content runwithranvit isInt(x) is a function. It returns True when x is an integer, and False when it is int. 18:47 21 Mav 20 Twitter for Android

Remember that childhood game where you'd pretend the floor was lava and climb on furniture to avoid certain death? Well, modern developers play the same game, except the lava is Java. Look at these poor souls contorting themselves into impossible positions just to avoid touching a language that's been threatening to die for 20 years but somehow still runs on billions of devices. The desperate gymnastics to use literally anything else—Python, JavaScript, Rust—is the true Olympic sport of software engineering. The irony? Most of them will end up working at companies with massive Java codebases anyway. All that ceiling-clinging for nothing!

Content NOOOOO!!! YOUGANT STORE A REGIMAL WAN INT WALUE You've assigned a string to a previous int value, no problem