PHP: The Undying Language

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The question "How did he create Facebook without Claude?" hits different when you realize we're now at the point where devs genuinely can't imagine building anything without their AI coding assistant. Like, Mark Zuckerberg somehow managed to cobble together a social network in 2004 using just PHP, MySQL, and pure spite—no ChatGPT, no Claude, no Copilot whispering sweet code completions in his ear. The comment "He stole it from someone else" is chef's kiss perfect because it references the whole Winklevoss twins drama while also being the most programmer answer ever. Can't figure out how someone coded without AI? Obviously they just copied it. Stack Overflow wasn't even around back then, so where else could the code have come from? We've gotten so dependent on AI assistants that the idea of writing code from scratch feels like building a fire without matches. Your grandpa coded uphill both ways in the snow, kids.

Content DISPLAY Developer SetupGuide.tt Welcome to the leopals active development team! Setting up should be easy and you'll be able to be productive in just a few minutes, right? WRONG, BITCH! WELCOME TO HELL What, did you seriously think this 10 million year old website was going to have a clean, maintainable codebase? Welcome to the obfuscated-single-PHP-file-200-page-website pain zone friend! that you cop lookinfint jou concentrated as fastrof, Impost beret, un-testable as they can. What's that, you want some actual advice on the codebase? Yeah, open that shit right up and go ahead, I'll wait. Or, not, because by the time you're done understanding it I'll be fucking dead. What's that sound? You're regretting not joining the art team instead? Understandable - sometimes I also want to leave this place to lovingly create innocent character designs and watch people make terrabytes of low quality porn of it the next day. 1010. Here's your setup guide: Step 1: Find a loaded revolver Step 2: Track down everyone responsible for this mess Step 3: ??? Step 4: IT'S STILL BROKEN AS FUCK. One time I changed the login button color and it broke the battle system. What the fuck. Anyway, that should get you going! If you have any questions, I suggest you pray for the sweet release of death. -Thomas (-

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