When Your PHP Credentials Are More WordPress Than Laravel

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When Your PHP Credentials Are More WordPress Than Laravel

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SWEET MOTHER OF DEPENDENCY INJECTION! 💀 The absolute TRAGEDY of finding another PHP developer at your 20th reunion only to discover they're a total FRAUD! The poor soul is desperately nodding along to terms like "Eloquent guy" and "Doctrine dude" while their brain is SCREAMING in confusion! And the final nail in the coffin? They're building *gasp* WORDPRESS WEBSITES while pretending it's "worldwide SaaS"! The betrayal! The deception! The sheer AUDACITY of claiming PHP knowledge when you can't tell Symfony Messenger from a text message! This is why we have trust issues in the developer community!

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