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My Zeroth Meme Of 26

My Zeroth Meme Of 26
Nothing says "I've chosen chaos" quite like starting your year on Day 0 instead of Day 1. The zero-indexing gang is out here living their best life, celebrating New Year's on what normies call December 31st, while the one-indexing peasants are just... wrong. The skeleton villain dramatically retreating is basically every zero-indexer when confronted with the reality that the rest of humanity starts counting at 1. They'll be back next year though, still insisting that arrays should start at 0 and so should calendars, apparently. The commitment to the bit is honestly impressive.

Update Your Footer To 2026

Update Your Footer To 2026
Every year without fail, someone remembers in late January that they still have "© 2024 Company Name. All rights reserved." sitting in their footer. It's the web dev equivalent of writing the wrong year on checks for the first month. You know it needs updating, you even added it to your mental todo list, but somehow it always slips through until someone inevitably points it out or you randomly notice it yourself weeks later. The real pros just hardcode the current year in a template variable and forget about it forever. The rest of us? We'll see you next January when we go through this dance again.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year
Nothing says "celebration" quite like watching your SQLite database successfully open while ASCII art champagne pops in your terminal. The raylib initialization loading right after is just *chef's kiss* - because who needs Times Square when you've got platform backend confirmations? Someone spent their New Year's Eve coding and decided to make their console output festive. The dedication to draw a champagne bottle in ASCII characters while simultaneously initializing a graphics library is the kind of energy that separates the "I'll start my side project tomorrow" crowd from the "it's 11:59 PM and I'm shipping features" crowd. Real talk though: if your New Year celebration involves mandatory raylib modules loading, you're either incredibly dedicated to your craft or you need better friends. Possibly both.

Happy New Year Without Vibe Coding

Happy New Year Without Vibe Coding
When everyone's out here treating ChatGPT and Copilot like their personal coding assistants, and you're just... not. You've somehow made it through an entire year writing actual code with your actual brain, and now you're wearing that smug superiority like a badge of honor. While your coworkers are prompting their way through PRs, you're out here manually typing semicolons like it's 2019. The look says it all: "I still remember what a for loop looks like without asking an AI." Whether that's admirable or just stubborn is up for debate, but hey, at least your GitHub contributions are authentically yours.

Me During The New Year's Eve

Me During The New Year's Eve
While normies are out there popping champagne and kissing strangers at midnight, we're here grinding that MMR or finishing that side quest. The fireworks go off, you glance at the tiny celebration emoji for exactly one second, then immediately return to what actually matters. New year, same priorities. The calendar changed but your K/D ratio is eternal. Honestly, did anyone expect us to suddenly become party animals just because the Earth completed another lap around the sun?

When Your Tech Brain Hijacks Reality

When Your Tech Brain Hijacks Reality
Someone saw a building with "BIOS" lit up in the windows and immediately thought it was a gathering of hardcore IT professionals, only to realize it's just a New Year's decoration that reads "2018" backward. The classic case of tech brain taking over your perception of reality. When you've spent so many hours tweaking boot settings that you start seeing BIOS everywhere—even in innocent holiday decorations. The digital equivalent of seeing faces in electrical outlets.

Year Plus Equal One

Year Plus Equal One
The internal struggle of a CS freshman who just learned increment operators but is desperately fighting the urge to post "year++" on social media for New Year's. That face is the exact expression of someone who knows it's both the most obvious joke possible and yet somehow still feels clever for thinking of it. The restraint is physically painful.

It Ain't Much, But It's Honest Work

It Ain't Much, But It's Honest Work
Ah yes, the annual ritual of updating the copyright year—the one task that makes you feel like you've actually accomplished something in January. Four whole keystrokes of productivity! Sure, you haven't fixed that memory leak or refactored that spaghetti code, but dammit, the footer is legally compliant now. Some devs even automate it with new Date().getFullYear() but that would rob them of this profound sense of achievement. Nothing says "I'm contributing to the codebase" quite like changing a single digit while ignoring the 147 open tickets in Jira.

Im 14 Andthisisopensource

I'm 14 and this is open source
Open source influencers flexing their New Year's contributions like they just bench-pressed the entire internet. "Just casually merged my PR into the Linux kernel at 12:01 AM while you were busy with champagne." Sure buddy, and I bet your code runs on "millions of containers" too. The only thing more inflated than these claims is their ego. Next they'll tell us they invented Git while brushing their teeth this morning. 💪