Im 14 Andthisisopensource

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I'm 14 and this is open source

open-source-memes, linux-kernel-memes, git-memes, pull-request-memes, new-year-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Open source influencers flexing their New Year's contributions like they just bench-pressed the entire internet. "Just casually merged my PR into the Linux kernel at 12:01 AM while you were busy with champagne." Sure buddy, and I bet your code runs on "millions of containers" too. The only thing more inflated than these claims is their ego. Next they'll tell us they invented Git while brushing their teeth this morning. 💪

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