Year Plus Equal One

Social media Beginners New year Increment operator Cs101 Self control Syntax joke Restraint

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Year Plus Equal One

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The internal struggle of a CS freshman who just learned increment operators but is desperately fighting the urge to post "year++" on social media for New Year's. That face is the exact expression of someone who knows it's both the most obvious joke possible and yet somehow still feels clever for thinking of it. The restraint is physically painful.

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