Going For The Jugular Vein

Content Use the arrows to move the train to the coordinates indicated in the left image (1 of 6) 10 9 Train Position 000000 Submit 762176453ee555d92.4999930301 Audio Restart

Content Bugs during Testing: Bugs five minutes before demo:

Content Novice C programmer Let's try using pointers OWLTURD.COM 68 Memory leaks, -segmentation fault, Crashes Never again

The perfect metaphor for "vibe coding" doesn't exi— For the uninitiated, "vibe coding" is when your code works but you have absolutely no idea why. Just like the protagonist in Bedazzled who gets his wishes granted with catastrophic unintended consequences, your code technically does what you asked... but at what cost? That look of existential dread on his face is the same one you make at 3AM when your hacky solution works in production and now you're terrified to ever touch it again. The snake? That's the technical debt coiling around your neck.

When your production server is located in a data center on the other side of the planet and you're trying to debug why the API is timing out. That 999ms ping is basically the network equivalent of trying to have a conversation via carrier pigeon. At that point, you're not even debugging anymore—you're just sitting there watching the loading spinner while contemplating your life choices. The ramen slurping perfectly captures that "well, might as well eat lunch while I wait for this request to complete" energy. Pro tip: if your ping is approaching a full second, maybe consider switching from TCP to sending postcards.

Content I created a very sophisticated and well structured kernel Alright, let's include shitty voice assistants, weather stuff, buggy APIs, bloat, etc.