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The Sacred Lineage Of Code Inheritance

2 days ago 108.0K views 0 shares

Why reinvent the wheel with AI when you can participate in the grand tradition of code inheritance? The sacred lineage of copy-pasting that traces back to the original Stack Overflow prophets. Sure, AI might generate something "original," but there's an undeniable elegance to using code that's been battle-tested through generations of theft. It's not plagiarism—it's vintage sourcing with historical significance. The circle of code life continues, and somewhere, an Indian tech specialist is silently nodding in approval while their solution powers half the internet.

Ancient IBM Wisdom That The Bosses Just Straight Up Promptly Forgot

AI Devops Agile Programming

12 days ago 199.6K views 0 shares

Ancient IBM Wisdom That The Bosses Just Straight Up Promptly Forgot

Ah, the ancient scrolls of IBM wisdom. Back when computers were the size of rooms and management actually understood their limitations. Fast forward to 2023: "Let's have the AI make all our business decisions!" Meanwhile, when something breaks, it's still the human's fault. Funny how we've gone from "computers shouldn't make decisions" to "the algorithm said we should fire 30% of staff, so..." I'm sure this sign is framed right next to the "THINK" posters in IBM's museum of ignored advice.

Who Needs Breakpoints Anyway?

Debugging C++ Programming

12 days ago 157.3K views 0 shares

The ancient art of printf debugging – where you litter your code with print statements because proper debugging tools are apparently too mainstream. The axolotl is the perfect mascot here – an ancient creature that refuses to evolve, just like developers who still use printf instead of learning their IDE's debugger. The "Who needs breakpoints?" caption perfectly captures that stubborn senior dev energy of "I've been doing it this way for 20 years, why change now?" Meanwhile, "O RLY?" books were the Stack Overflow of the pre-Stack Overflow era. Just admit it – we've all reached for this technique when the proper debugger was being temperamental at 2AM.

I'll Fight You Microsoft

Windows Microsoft Programming

18 days ago 143.3K views 0 shares

The eternal Windows 7 holdout, armed and dangerous! While Microsoft pushes everyone toward newer OS versions with their fancy updates and cloud integrations, there's always that one developer clinging to Windows 7 like it's the last functioning piece of software on Earth. They've customized it perfectly, know all the workarounds, and would rather engage in armed conflict than migrate to Windows 10/11. The irony? Microsoft ended Windows 7 support in 2020, so they're essentially defending a digital corpse. Still, respect for the commitment to a hill they've chosen to literally die on.

Just Like The Old Days

Windows Security Microsoft

25 days ago 165.8K views 0 shares

Looks like Windows 7 will still be clinging to life with 22% market share in October 2025 — well after its funeral date. Microsoft's trying to kill it, but some developers just refuse to let go of their beloved OS. It's like that relative who keeps showing up to family gatherings despite being pronounced dead years ago. The stubborn persistence of legacy systems is both impressive and terrifying. Somewhere, a sysadmin is planning to run Win7 until the heat death of the universe while muttering "if it ain't broke..."

The Funeral Microsoft Both Planned And Attended

Windows Microsoft

29 days ago 129.5K views 0 shares

The Funeral Microsoft Both Planned And Attended

Microsoft announcing Windows 10's end of support while simultaneously being the one who killed it. Classic corporate move—create the problem, mourn the problem, sell the solution (Windows 11). It's the tech equivalent of showing up to your own victim's funeral with flowers and a tear-stained handkerchief.

The Windows 10 Apocalypse Countdown

Microsoft Hardware Windows

1 month ago 159.4K views 0 shares

Microsoft standing there like the Terminator while Windows 10 users cower in fear is just *chef's kiss*. Remember when they said Windows 10 would be the "last version of Windows" and then suddenly Windows 11 appeared with hardware requirements that made half our perfectly good machines "obsolete"? Classic Microsoft move - create the problem, sell the solution. Nothing says "we value your loyalty" like forcing you to buy new hardware because your 3-year-old CPU doesn't support some security feature nobody asked for. The countdown to obsolescence starts the moment you unbox your PC!

Is It Still Safe To Use Windows 7?

Windows Security Microsoft

1 month ago 261.4K views 0 shares

The ultimate security through obscurity! Someone installed Windows on what appears to be a giant architectural display screen. That tiny Windows logo boot screen is like hanging a "HACK ME" sign on Fort Knox. Running outdated OS on building-sized hardware is next-level commitment to legacy systems. The IT department must've missed the memo about end-of-life support... by about a decade. Somewhere, a sysadmin is frantically trying to explain why their building BSOD'd during a client presentation.

The Difference: Programmers Then Vs. Now

Programming AI Vim StackOverflow Debugging

1 month ago 295.7K views 0 shares

The Difference: Programmers Then Vs. Now

Remember when programmers were basically digital demigods who could craft mission-critical code for lunar missions without breaking a sweat? Yeah, me neither. Today's reality is more like staring blankly at a screen, asking ChatGPT to fix our semicolon errors while we're trapped in Vim because apparently that's still a thing in 2024. And let's not forget the classic "fix one bug, spawn three more" - nature's way of keeping us humble. The golden age of programming never existed. We just replaced "I don't know how to do this" with "I don't know how to ask AI to do this for me."

That's What You Call Chad Version

Programming Hardware

2 months ago 159.8K views 1 shares

Regular developers: "Let's just call it version 1, 2, 3." Semantic versioning enthusiasts: "Excuse me, it's 1.0, 1.1, 1.2 — we're civilized here." Ancient CPU architects: "8086, 80286, 80386 — because nothing says 'I was coding when dinosaurs roamed the earth' like naming your versions after Intel processors from the 1980s."

Discord Is Just IRC For Zoomers

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3 months ago 235.3K views 0 shares

GASP! The AUDACITY of this truth bomb! 💣 Discord—that shiny, emoji-filled, notification-factory we all pretend is "revolutionary"—is literally just IRC with a makeover and marketing budget! It's like watching your dad try to be cool by wearing the same clothes as you but calling them by different names. IRC veterans are SCREAMING into their mechanical keyboards right now while Gen Z is like "what's an IRC?" For the uninitiated, IRC (Internet Relay Chat) is the prehistoric dinosaur that ruled chat platforms since the 80s before Discord waltzed in with its fancy interface and convinced everyone it invented group messaging. The circle of tech life continues—everything old becomes new again, just with more GIFs and a higher valuation!

Imagine How Long This Would Take...

Windows Hardware Microsoft

4 months ago 199.0K views 0 shares

SWEET MOTHER OF STORAGE NIGHTMARES! Windows 11 on 45,686 floppy disks?! Just IMAGINE the absolute hellscape of sitting there, feeding disk after disk into your computer like some deranged digital hamster for what would literally be WEEKS of your life! You'd be gray-haired and developing carpal tunnel syndrome by disk 387, contemplating your life choices by disk 12,493, and probably dead of old age before you even reached the halfway point! And don't you DARE sneeze near disk 32,651 or you'll have to start ALL OVER AGAIN! Modern operating systems have gone from megabytes to gigabytes to "let's just consume your entire existence" bytes!

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