I Defragged My Zebra

Defragmentation Legacy Disk optimization Old school tech Operating systems Storage Retro computing Tech nostalgia

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5 months ago 199,257 views 1 shares

I Defragged My Zebra

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Remember when we'd spend hours defragging hard drives just to squeeze out a bit more performance? This zebra's gone through the same treatment - consolidating all those black and white stripes into neat, contiguous blocks. Disk optimization for animals! Next up: running chkdsk on a dalmatian and upgrading a giraffe's neck to SSD. The younger devs won't even understand what defragging is... just like they've never experienced the sweet symphony of a dial-up modem.

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