I Defragged My Zebra

Retro computing Tech nostalgia Operating systems Storage Legacy Defragmentation Disk optimization Old school tech

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2 months ago 160,531 views 1 shares

I Defragged My Zebra

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Remember when we'd spend hours defragging hard drives just to squeeze out a bit more performance? This zebra's gone through the same treatment - consolidating all those black and white stripes into neat, contiguous blocks. Disk optimization for animals! Next up: running chkdsk on a dalmatian and upgrading a giraffe's neck to SSD. The younger devs won't even understand what defragging is... just like they've never experienced the sweet symphony of a dial-up modem.

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