I Defragged My Zebra

Ah, the classic CS student interpretation of "make a game." Instead of creating Pac-Man or Tetris, this brilliant mind went straight for digital self-destruction. The code randomly generates a number between 0 and 5, and if it's 1 (which has a 1/6 chance), it deletes your Windows system folder. Nothing says "game over" quite like bricking your operating system! The professor asked for a game, not digital Russian roulette with your computer's vital organs. At least they named the file honestly - the only thing missing is a comment that says "// Do not run this unless you hate your computer and future self."

Content LINUX : BORN TO BE ROOT WINDOWS : BORN TO RE-BOOT

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Content Graeme Coleman V graemecoleman Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type "" on a Windows laptop I go to Beyonc's Wikipedia page and copypaste the letter from there.

Ah, the digital rain that convinced an entire generation of developers they were hackers just by changing their desktop background. Nothing says "I understand binary" like staring at incomprehensible green characters while your CPU struggles to render Minesweeper. Back when we all thought knowing HTML made us Neo, but in reality, we were just Agent Smith clones copying and pasting from StackOverflow before StackOverflow existed. The only pill we were taking was caffeine to stay awake debugging our 500-line "Hello World" programs. Free your mind? More like "free up some RAM so Windows 98 doesn't crash again."

Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant... - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.