Good Bye Old Friend

Content When you are the only language people choose to write a kernel. yuva.krishna.memes. C Signature look of superiority Windows, Linux Unix(Mac)

Dinner with the girlfriend's dad turned into an impromptu technical interview? Classic tech industry courtship ritual! Nothing says "welcome to the family" like getting grilled on array optimization over appetizers. Poor guy thought he was there for mashed potatoes but got served a medium LeetCode instead. The best part is him mentally preparing for system design questions at Christmas. Forget bringing wine—better brush up on microservices architecture and load balancing strategies! That final line though... "Girl is Asian. I'm not." Suddenly the stakes are higher than his O(n) solution. Next visit he'll probably need to whiteboard a red-black tree implementation while carving the turkey.

The internet's true form finally revealed! It's just a giant Jenga tower of tech stacked on increasingly questionable foundations. From the web dev actively sabotaging himself at the top to the literal "ELECTRICITY" block at the bottom—because who needs clean abstractions? My favorite part is how we're all just tiny figures in this cosmic joke: Rust devs in their corner thinking they're saving the world, unpaid open-source devs holding everything up, and whatever Microsoft is doing with that angry bird. Meanwhile, C developers are still writing dynamic arrays like it's 1972 and somehow that's supporting... *checks notes*... the entire digital economy. And at the very bottom? A system that turns "shiny metal into cookies for fish." Because of course the internet runs on nuclear power plants feeding fish. It's turtles all the way down, except the turtles are increasingly concerning technological decisions!

Comparing Red Star OS (North Korea's Linux distro) to Windows 11 is like asking if store-brand cereal and name-brand cereal have any differences. Spoiler: it's just different packaging for the same surveillance. Both track everything you do, one's just more honest about it. The corporate overlords might be different, but your data's still going somewhere it probably shouldn't.

Content are you an idiot? yes no do you have a life? yes mac Windows no LINUX

Microsoft: "Here's a perfectly good built-in RAR extractor in Windows 11!" Developers: "I've been using WinRAR since dial-up internet and I will continue using it until the heat death of the universe, thank you very much." The eternal trial version that never expires is basically family at this point. Sure, the built-in option is right there, but abandoning WinRAR would feel like betrayal. It's like still using that one IDE with 47 plugins when a better one exists—some relationships transcend logic.