I'm Not Ashamed Of My Code

Junior developer Senior developer Code quality Technical debt Refactoring Spaghetti code Code review Programming confidence Software development Imposter syndrome

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6 months ago 166,277 views 0 shares

I'm Not Ashamed Of My Code

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Junior devs proudly displaying their spaghetti code like it's a work of art. Meanwhile, senior devs watching in horror, knowing that confidence is directly proportional to how much technical debt they'll have to clean up later. The lack of shame is the first symptom of code that'll be featured in next month's refactoring meeting.

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