I'm Not Ashamed Of My Code

When your npm install summons mysterious Japanese packages and your cat-themed AI companions start discussing supply chain security... You're basically running npm install malware at this point. The dependency tree just got a whole lot more suspicious! Those cute anime avatars are the perfect disguise for what's really happening - your project is one kawaii face away from being completely compromised. Next time you blindly accept those package.json updates, remember that Vanilla isn't just following Chocola... she's injecting her own "special" code too.

Content Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: HA) grilled cheese

Content POV: Realizing tomorrow is the deadline and I can't find the error because the error is in line 103 and the code is of 102 lines.

Content YOU GET A JOB INTERVIEW AS A DATA ANALYST WITHOUT A RELEVANT DEGREE THEY LIKE YOU AND DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATIONOR LACK OF ANY EXPERIENCE THEY GIVE YOU AN OFFER WITHOUT MAKING YOU DO A SINGLE TECHNICAL INTERVIEW THE SALARY THEY OFFER FORA JUNIOR POSITION IS EQUAL TO MOST MID TO SENIOR ROLES mmatio.com

Content Never let your computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

When you realize Apple's revolutionary "Liquid Glass" design is just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); CSS. Tech companies repackaging basic code as groundbreaking innovation is the circle of life in Silicon Valley. Next they'll discover the revolutionary concept of "if statements" and charge you $999 for the privilege. Meanwhile, frontend devs are just sitting there like "I've been doing this since 2017 for free."