I'm Not Ashamed Of My Code

Content Peter Yang petergyang 13h Our jobs are safe, fam. Sister's Age Calculation When I was 6 my sister was half my age. Now I'm 70 how old is my sister? If you are 70 years old and your sister was half your age when you were 6, then your sister was 6 2 6233 years old when you were 6. If your sister was 3 years old when you were 6 and you are now 70, then your sister is now 3 70 3707373 years old. So your sister is 73 years old.

Content You'd make everything static right 10:41 M So that everything can belong to the class 10:41 J 3 10:41 M Damn right I would 10:42 I dont like object oriented 10:42 because the classes have too much power over the methods 10:42 It creates a hierachical structure that I disagree with 10:42

Oh, the royal "we" strikes again! Your boss just casually drops a "we'll get it done somehow" in the meeting like they're about to roll up their sleeves and join you in the trenches. Plot twist: "we" is actually just YOU, sitting there alone at your desk at 11 PM, debugging production code while your boss is probably enjoying their third margarita. The "we" in corporate speak is the most deceptive pronoun in the English language—it's like a magic trick where team collaboration disappears and suddenly you're the sole developer on a "team effort." Congratulations, you just got voluntold to save the entire sprint single-handedly! 🎭

Content other people: its really difficult to work on multiple things at a time, you should just focus on one thing and do it well programmers: new Thread() .start () ; ProdrammerHumor.io

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