The Confession Countdown

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The eternal workplace dynamic captured in its natural habitat! The senior dev peacefully enjoying lunch, blissfully unaware of the impending doom, while the junior dev stands there sweating bullets, rehearsing their "so funny story about that production server" speech in their head. That special moment between "I broke something critical" and "everyone's phone starts ringing" - truly the calm before the storm. Nothing says "I'm growing as a developer" quite like waiting for the perfect moment to confess your sins during someone's sandwich break.

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