Interns Too: The Great Code Massacre

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Santa's face in that last panel says it all. The kid's asking for the one miracle no amount of Christmas magic can deliver: bug-free code that runs perfectly on the first try. I've been coding for 15 years and still check Stack Overflow when my "Hello World" crashes. Some wishes are just too ambitious for this universe's physics engine.

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Alien civilization discovered JavaScript and chose violence. Can't blame them. Any advanced species encountering a language where null == undefined but null !== undefined would reasonably conclude we're beyond salvation. The cosmic death sentence is just good garbage collection.

The Scooby-Doo unmasking format strikes again, but instead of revealing the villain, we're exposing the real culprit behind production bugs: ourselves. You spend hours blaming the framework, the compiler, legacy code, that one intern from 2019, maybe even cosmic radiation flipping bits in RAM. But when you finally trace through the git blame and check the commit history, surprise! It was your own code from 3 AM last Tuesday when you thought you were being clever with that "quick fix." The real horror isn't finding bugs—it's discovering you're the villain in your own debugging story. At least when it's someone else's code, you can feel morally superior while fixing it. When it's yours? Just pure existential dread and a strong desire to delete your commit history.