Interns Too: The Great Code Massacre

Technical debt Legacy code Junior developer Code refactoring Software maintenance Code cleanup Production failure Refactoring gone wrong

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Interns Too: The Great Code Massacre

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BEHOLD! The Pink Panther standing triumphantly on a tree stump after chopping down the entire tree! Just like when a junior dev decides to "clean up" that legacy codebase and accidentally removes all the load-bearing code that was keeping your production environment alive for the past decade! 💀 That "unnecessary code" was actually supporting your ENTIRE INFRASTRUCTURE, sweetie! Now the senior devs have to spend the next 72 hours rebuilding what took years to develop because someone thought those "weird workarounds" were just "bad practice." The tree falls, the system fails, and the blame emails start flying faster than resumes!

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