It's So Real: The Developer's Sleep Paralysis

Developer anxiety Tech industry Imposter syndrome Job security Ai anxiety Javascript fatigue Tech burnout Insomnia Framework hell

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It's So Real: The Developer's Sleep Paralysis

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Normal people sleep peacefully while programmers lie awake, staring into the void, haunted by that one bug they can't fix, the looming tech layoffs, existential AI career threats, and the crushing obligation to learn yet another JavaScript framework that'll be obsolete before they finish the tutorial. Sleep is just a luxury reserved for those who don't know what a dependency tree is.

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