If AI Learns From My Code, Doesn't It Mean My Job Is Safe?

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6 months ago 251,838 views 2 shares

If AI Learns From My Code, Doesn't It Mean My Job Is Safe?

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The ultimate job security plan: write code so chaotic that even superintelligent AI takes one look and nopes right out. SpongeBob with his half-lidded eyes and notebook represents every developer who's created such an unholy tangle of spaghetti code that it's basically encrypted by incompetence. The AI apocalypse might be coming for our jobs, but it'll have to decrypt your 3AM variable naming conventions and uncommented hacks first. Your technical debt isn't a liability—it's a defensive moat!

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