The Three Stages Of Developer Enlightenment

Content So, tell me about yourself I'm an open source developer

Content When the computer asks "Are you a robot?", maybe, he just wants to find his family?

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When your wallet's crying but your FPS is flying! The classic developer optimization strategy: spend $2000 on an RTX 4090 that pushes 240 frames per second... then display it on a 720p monitor from 2012 because "technically" lower resolution = higher frame rates. It's like buying a Ferrari but only driving in school zones. Galaxy brain move right there.

When your colleague asks you to review their code and you have absolutely no idea what it does, but you don't want to look stupid in front of everyone. That moment when you're nodding along in the code review meeting, praying nobody asks you a follow-up question that will expose your complete lack of understanding. "Yep, those 500 lines of regex look great to me!" The third panel is just everyone celebrating that the meeting ended without you being exposed as a fraud. Sweet victory.

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