The Three Stages Of Developer Enlightenment

Content The six steps of debugging: 1) That can't happen. 2) That doesn't happen on my machine. 3) That shouldn't happen. 4) Why does that happen? 5) Oh, I see. 6) How did that ever work? Yesterday I reached step 6

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The modern developer's digital mirror match! GitHub Copilot is shaking hands with itself in the ultimate AI narcissism loop. When your code assistant both writes and reviews your code, it's basically just patting itself on the back. "Great job me, I approve of what I wrote!" This is peak programming efficiency—why waste time having humans review code when the robot can just high-five itself? The circle of AI life is complete. Next up: GitHub Copilot creating pull requests for problems it invented while reviewing its own code.

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The Nobel Committee turning its back on actual computer science to ogle traditional physics is the academic equivalent of your crush ignoring your perfectly engineered app to date someone who can explain why apples fall from trees. Quantum computing? Machine learning breakthroughs? Nah, let's give another medal to someone who found a slightly different way to measure gravity. Meanwhile, the folks revolutionizing how we process information are left swiping through job postings that require "5+ years experience in a framework released last Tuesday."

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