An Application We Just Received... There Is Going To Be A Bit Of A Learning Curve, But At Least He Is Willing To Relocate

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An Application We Just Received... There Is Going To Be A Bit Of A Learning Curve, But At Least He Is Willing To Relocate

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Ah yes, the classic career pivot from "truck driver" to "Senior Full Stack Solutions Architect / Team Lead." Because obviously, if you can back up an 18-wheeler, you can definitely architect microservices! This is the tech industry equivalent of applying to be a brain surgeon because you're really good at Operation. The recruiter's going to need a full stack of patience for this one. At least the confidence is admirable – maybe we should hire this person to handle our production deployments. They clearly aren't afraid of crashes!

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