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Java sitting at 174 points like it's collecting war crimes. SQL and PHP are basically tied for "I'm not proud of what I've done" at 58 and 52 respectively. Python's surprisingly low at 12—guess people are too busy writing one-liners to feel ashamed. But the real plot twist? JavaScript only has 6 shame points. Either JS developers have achieved enlightenment and transcended shame, or they've been doing it wrong for so long that they've simply forgotten what good code looks like. My money's on the latter. Fortran and COBOL making the list is chef's kiss—respect to the ancient ones still maintaining that legacy banking system from 1972. MATLAB bringing up the rear with 2 points because the three people still using it are too busy with matrix multiplication to care about shame.

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Oh, the AUDACITY of game developers who actually respect their players' ability to, you know, play the game they purchased without needing a constant internet connection! Imagine being so revolutionary that you let people enjoy single-player content on a plane, in a basement, or during an internet outage. What absolute legends! Meanwhile, the rest of the gaming industry is out here requiring always-online DRM for single-player games like they're guarding nuclear launch codes. Nothing screams "player-first experience" quite like being unable to play your story-driven RPG because your WiFi hiccupped for 2 seconds. But sure, tell me again how this is about "preventing piracy" and not about forcing everyone onto your ecosystem. Those rare devs who build proper offline modes? They're basically unicorns at this point. Respect the grind. 🎮