The Endless Interview Gauntlet Of Doom

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The Endless Interview Gauntlet Of Doom

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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of job hunting in tech! 😭 First panel: You submit your resume and MIRACULOUSLY get shortlisted! *gasp* But then comes the BRUTAL GAUNTLET OF DOOM - three separate interviews where you're basically performing circus tricks while reciting algorithms backward in Sanskrit! And just when you think you've survived this hellscape of technical questions and "where do you see yourself in 5 years" nonsense, BAM! 💥 The rake of rejection smacks you right in the face! Your dreams? CRUSHED. Your spirit? BROKEN. Your will to ever apply again? NONEXISTENT. The tech interview process isn't a marathon, it's a psychological warfare experiment designed by sadists who probably can't even center a div without Stack Overflow!

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