Rejected In Less Than A Minute

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1 year ago 139,077 views 0 shares

Rejected In Less Than A Minute

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When your resume gets rejected faster than a PR with 500 merge conflicts. The timestamps don't lie - Accenture managed to both welcome and dump this poor developer in the same minute. That's efficiency you can't teach. Somewhere, a recruiter is getting promoted for optimizing the rejection pipeline to sub-60-second latency.

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