Time Traveling Tech Resume

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Time Traveling Tech Resume

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Ah, the resume of the future. This person has mastered time travel before mastering job retention. Three prestigious tech companies, three one-day stints, all in the future. Either they're spectacularly bad at their job or they've discovered how to get fired across the space-time continuum. Pro tip: When fabricating your work experience, at least pretend you can hold a job longer than it takes to find the bathroom.

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