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How To Get Fired In One Easy Step
Security Webdev Devops Javascript Frontend
4 days ago 67.1K views 0 shares
How To Get Fired In One Easy Step
The worst security advice ever wrapped in a cute anime package! Hardcoding your API keys directly in your frontend JavaScript is like leaving your house keys under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to it. Any curious user can just pop open DevTools, check the Network tab or source code, and boom—free access to your services! That $20,000 AWS bill because someone found your S3 credentials and decided to mine crypto? That's just the universe teaching you about environment variables and backend authentication the hard way.

Last Day Of Unpaid Internship
Security Devops Programming Cloud
10 days ago 93.1K views 0 shares
Last Day Of Unpaid Internship
THE ULTIMATE REVENGE PLOT! Behold the glorious moment of sweet, sweet vengeance as our unpaid intern commits the cardinal sin of tech - exposing the company's API key to the ENTIRE INTERNET! 💅 That's right, honey! After months of free labor and "experience," they're leaving a parting gift that'll have the senior devs SCREAMING at 2AM when the AWS bill hits astronomical levels. The digital equivalent of burning the building down on your way out. Petty? Perhaps. Justified? ABSOLUTELY. Now some random hacker can enjoy all those premium services the company was too cheap to pay their interns for!

The Unpaid Intern's Farewell Gift
Security Devops Git Programming Backend
17 days ago 77.6K views 0 shares
The Unpaid Intern's Farewell Gift
Ah, the classic parting gift from an unpaid intern - committing the API key directly to the .env file in their final act of corporate sabotage. Nothing says "thanks for the experience" like leaving a production credential in the version control history. Future security auditors will speak of this moment with reverence.

Python Is Not An Executable
Python Windows Programming Debugging
22 days ago 76.7K views 0 shares
Python Is Not An Executable
The classic Windows PATH variable strikes again! When you install Python but forget to check that "Add to PATH" checkbox, you're basically telling your computer to play hide and seek with your interpreter. Then you confidently type "python" in cmd expecting magic to happen, and Windows is like "Sorry, mate. Wrong path." The computer isn't wrong—it literally has no path to Python. It's the digital equivalent of asking someone to grab something from the kitchen without telling them where the kitchen is. The true Windows developer initiation ritual isn't writing your first program—it's spending two hours figuring out why your perfectly valid command isn't working.

The Iceberg Of Developer Productivity
Programming Devops Git Docker Debugging
1 month ago 124.4K views 1 shares
The Iceberg Of Developer Productivity
The iceberg of developer productivity! That tiny visible tip labeled "Actually Writing Code" represents the 15 minutes of actual coding you do in a day. Meanwhile, lurking beneath the surface is the massive time-sink monster called "Setting Up The Local Environment" - that hellscape where you spend 7 hours fighting dependency conflicts, configuring Docker containers that refuse to play nice, and Googling cryptic error messages that have exactly one result on StackOverflow from 2014 with no answers. The real programming job description should just be "Professional Environment Configurator who occasionally types a semicolon."

Now Everyone Can Be Happy
Python Bash Programming
1 month ago 82.5K views 0 shares
Now Everyone Can Be Happy
BEHOLD! The Gulf of Mexico has been GLORIOUSLY renamed using environment variables! Because nothing says "international diplomacy" like renaming an entire body of water with a string interpolation! 💀 The f-string format with that os.environ['MY_GLORIOUS_COUNTRY'] variable is the PEAK of passive-aggressive geopolitics. Americans get "Gulf of America," Mexicans get "Golfo de México," and everyone else gets whatever their environment variables are set to! DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AVERTED THROUGH THE POWER OF STRING FORMATTING!

Where To Keep Your Secrets
Security Webdev Devops Programming Debugging
2 months ago 90.1K views 0 shares
Where To Keep Your Secrets
Having a single .env file? Reasonable. Having nine different environment files with conflicting naming conventions? That's just asking for a 3 AM production outage when you can't remember if the database password is in .env.production , .env.production.local , or that random file you created six months ago after three energy drinks. The real security feature is that even you can't find your own secrets anymore.

Last Day Of Unpaid Internship
Git Webdev Security Devops Programming
2 months ago 101.1K views 0 shares
Last Day Of Unpaid Internship
Oh, the sweet revenge of the unpaid intern! This meme shows the command git add .env which is basically the digital equivalent of dropping a nuclear bomb in the repo. The .env file contains all those juicy API keys, database passwords, and secret tokens that should NEVER be committed to version control. It's like saying "Thanks for the experience, here's all your security credentials on GitHub for the world to see!" A perfect exit strategy for someone who worked for exposure instead of actual money. Chaotic evil never looked so satisfying.

Dev Mini Heart Attack
Devops Programming Debugging Testing Backend
2 months ago 84.3K views 0 shares
Dev Mini Heart Attack
That moment when your soul leaves your body because your production app is calling a QA environment. The cat's face perfectly captures that special blend of terror, disbelief, and "I'm definitely getting fired today" that hits when you realize your carefully deployed app is about to bring down the entire system because it's pointing at a test backend. Nothing quite says "professional software engineer" like frantically SSH-ing into production servers at 2 AM while your boss's phone is lighting up with alerts. Just another day in paradise!