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Content Macie Walkowiak ' macieiwalkowiak 19h This microservice could have been a SQL query 60 17 635 4,761 1 388.6K Matt B aubiematt 17h Replying to maciejwalkowiak I found a microservice once that has no database and only returned the same static values. 8 17 91 ill 9,899 Mikael Floden MikaelFloden 17h Replying to aubiematt and maciejwalkowiak Imagine having to bump dependencies, maintain the build pipeline, add security scanning, code quality, monitoring and documentation for that service S .. 3 17 16 1 2,258 I Matt B aubiematt Replying to MikaelFloden and maciejwalkowiak LOL, none of that was happening, I immediately removed it and replaced it with a hardcoded value wherever it was used. It was a core dependency too! The app was faster and more stable after removing it. We went from like 2 5 alerts a day to zero. 1:37 AM Feb 24, 2023 1,072 Views

Ah, the mythical "50-60k lines of AI-generated Python code" beast in the wild! This person has created the software engineering equivalent of Frankenstein's monster and is now realizing that lightning strikes alone can't debug recursive dependency loops. The real comedy is that they've spent months in a "debugging ditch" but still think hiring a human developer is just about "tidying up." That's like saying you need a surgeon to "put a little bandaid" on your self-performed heart transplant. Any developer who takes this job is going to need hazmat gear to wade through 60,000 lines of hallucinated imports and nonsensical variable names. The cleanup bill might exceed the GDP of a small nation!

Content Will Pearse rombulow Follow V You know how HTTP GET requests are meant to be idempotent? Well, do I have the story for you ... a while back I added WiFi control to our garage doors with little Wemos Dis. 2:09 PM - 29 Apr 2018 1,659 Retweets 2,532 Likes 61 17 1.7K 2.5K Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 The Wemos expose a simple web page with a link that says "Toggle". The endpoint for the link activates a relay, which is hooked up to the push-button on the garage door, which makes the door raiselowerhalt. 9 1 17 24 175 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 (This toggle endpoint responds to GET requests. I threw the code together in minutes and was too lazy to spend another couple minutes figuring out POST. regret) 2 17 13 Y 181 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 Safari eventually figured out I used this toggle page regularly, so added it to my favourites. Which are iCloud-synced between all my devices. 9 1 17 25 218 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 So every time I opened a new tab on my laptop, desktop, iPhone or iPad the garage door opened or closed. Late at night, early in the morning, or randomly throughout the day... 15 27 177 Y 820 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 This, kids, is why GET requests should be idempotent. 37 17 221 M 1.2K

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Global variables are the chaotic neutral entities of programming—existing everywhere and nowhere simultaneously. When you interrogate one about its memory allocation, it just stares back with those creepy wolf eyes: "I'm neither stack nor heap but another secret third thing." It's like that roommate who somehow lives in your apartment but never pays rent or shows up on the lease. The memory management gods are watching, and they're judging your life choices.

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