BEHOLD! The Gulf of Mexico has been GLORIOUSLY renamed using environment variables! Because nothing says "international diplomacy" like renaming an entire body of water with a string interpolation! π
The f-string format with that os.environ['MY_GLORIOUS_COUNTRY'] variable is the PEAK of passive-aggressive geopolitics. Americans get "Gulf of America," Mexicans get "Golfo de MΓ©xico," and everyone else gets whatever their environment variables are set to! DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AVERTED THROUGH THE POWER OF STRING FORMATTING!