Last Day Of Unpaid Internship

The most literal Python installation ever witnessed in computing history. While most of us struggle with pip dependencies and version conflicts, this madlad just shoved an actual cobra into their PC tower and called it a day. Talk about taking "snake case" naming conventions to a whole new level! This is what happens when you take "Python is installed in the system" too literally. The best part? This setup comes with built-in security features—try hacking this PC and you'll get the fangs of authentication rejection. Bonus: Hardware acceleration is achieved when the snake gets angry and thrashes around.

When your coworker admits they've been yeeting API keys and environment variables straight into ChatGPT to debug auth issues, and suddenly everything works. The awkward silence that follows is the sound of every security best practice dying simultaneously. Sure, the bug is fixed, but at what cost? Those credentials are now immortalized in OpenAI's training data, probably sitting next to someone's Social Security number and a recipe for chocolate chip cookies. Time to rotate every single key, update the docs, and pretend this conversation never happened. The best part? It actually worked. ChatGPT probably spotted a typo in the environment variable name or suggested using Bearer token format instead of just raw-dogging the API key in the header. But now you're stuck between being grateful for the fix and having an existential crisis about your company's security posture.

The "Remember me for 30 days" checkbox is the greatest fiction since documentation that says "it's simple." Your browser forgets you faster than a project manager forgets their promises. One day you're securely logged in, the next you're re-entering credentials you created during the Obama administration. That checkbox exists in the same fantasy realm as "quick 5-minute installation" and "zero downtime deployment."

OMG! The absolute AUDACITY of this so-called "BLACKHATHACKER0802" who can't even compile a basic project! 💀 The irony is just TOO MUCH to handle! There they are, username screaming "I'M A DANGEROUS HACKER" while simultaneously begging strangers on GitHub: "Any One Can Help Me How To Build This Project.." It's like showing up to a bank heist with a water gun and asking the security guard how to open the vault. The cherry on top? Someone replied with "black hat hacker 0802" with the clown emoji. DEVASTATING! This is what happens when you skip the "how to compile" tutorial and go straight to "how to hack the Pentagon." 🤦‍♀️

So you're checking if an email is already taken by sending it to the server, getting back a list of all registered emails , and then doing a client-side .includes() check? That's like asking the bank to give you everyone's account numbers just to verify yours doesn't exist yet. Not only is this a massive security vulnerability (congrats, you just leaked your entire user database to anyone with DevTools open), but it's also hilariously inefficient. Why return an array of potentially millions of emails when the server could just return a boolean? The backend dev is probably crying somewhere. The cherry on top? After doing all this client-side "validation," you're still showing success messages without any actual server confirmation. Chef's kiss of terrible architecture. 🤌

Ah, Microsoft's "Stay signed in?" dialog. The checkbox claims it'll reduce sign-ins. The "Don't show this again" option suggests it'll disappear forever. Both are pathological liars on par with "I have read and agree to the terms of service." No matter what you click, you'll be re-authenticating again tomorrow because Microsoft authentication has the memory capacity of a goldfish with amnesia. It's the digital equivalent of your coworker asking your name for the fifth time this week.