Last Day Of Unpaid Internship

The eternal struggle of Android power users! This poor soul is living in manufacturer-locked purgatory, where his perfectly functional phone remains imprisoned by locked bootloaders and corporate tyranny. He's desperately trying to gain root access—the holy grail of Android customization—either through Magisk (the sophisticated root solution that works through a clever boot image modification) or by patching the boot file directly. But alas, his device manufacturer has bolted the digital doors shut. The repair tech's "nothing is wrong" hits like a knife twist. Technically correct—the hardware functions as designed... by corporate overlords who decided freedom is not a feature you paid for.

The duality of the paranoid developer! First panel: frantically hunting through VS Code settings to disable Microsoft's telemetry like a digital privacy crusader. Matrix-style background because we're obviously elite hackers protecting our precious code snippets and search history. Second panel: immediately surrendering all that privacy by activating GitHub Copilot, which sends your entire codebase to Microsoft's servers for analysis. It's like installing a security system on your front door while leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign saying "FREE DATA HERE!" The true irony? We'll spend hours configuring privacy settings but won't hesitate for a second to let an AI see our embarrassingly commented code if it saves us from writing another boring CRUD function. Privacy principles

The git diff shows Firefox removing their FAQ answer about not selling personal data. Nothing says "we value privacy" quite like deleting the promise not to sell it! Clearly Firefox decided the best way to compete with Chrome was to speedrun the "Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain" challenge. That deletion is worth a thousand privacy policies. For those wondering, this is from Firefox's structured-data-firefox-faq.html file where they've removed the entire Q&A about not selling user data. The irony is palpable - they kept the "Why is Firefox so slow?" question though. At least they've got their priorities straight!

When you're so committed to social engineering that you add a malicious link in the "Report Phishing" button itself. That's like putting a bear trap inside the bear trap warning sign. The perfect crime until some security engineer actually checks the code during their quarterly audit that was supposed to happen last year.

Ah, the legendary "security by obscurity" approach! This poor soul thinks removing their password from a list of common passwords will protect them from hackers. Meanwhile, they're literally broadcasting their password ("dolphins") by showing the diff where they're removing it from the file. It's like putting a "DEFINITELY NOT HIDING MONEY HERE" sign on your mattress. The 263 thumbs up and 353 laughing reactions show everyone appreciates this spectacular self-own. Security experts everywhere just collectively facepalmed so hard they broke their mechanical keyboards.

Ah yes, the classic "I store all my passwords in a place even Google can't find them." Because nothing says "responsible developer" like casually browsing the dark web to retrieve that password you definitely didn't write down on a Post-it note that fell behind your desk. Next level security strategy: make your password so sketchy that you need Tor just to remember it!