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Job Title Roulette

Job Title Roulette
The tech industry has invented approximately 47 different ways to say "person who writes code" and they all mean the exact same thing. Developer, Software Developer, Programmer, Computer Programmer, Engineer, Software Engineer, Coder—pick your flavor, they're all doing the same job. It's like choosing between "sparkling water" and "carbonated H₂O." Companies will spend hours debating whether to hire a "Software Engineer II" versus a "Senior Developer I" while the person just wants to know if they can afford rent. The real answer? It depends on which title makes HR feel important that day and whether the company wants to sound fancy at cocktail parties. Spoiler alert: your actual responsibilities will be identical regardless of whether your business card says "Code Wizard" or "Digital Solutions Architect."

Job Title Roulette

Job Title Roulette
The tech industry can't decide what to call you, so they just throw darts at a board of synonyms. You write code? Cool, but are you a Developer, Software Developer, Programmer, Computer Programmer, Engineer, Software Engineer, or just a Coder? Spoiler alert: they all mean the same thing, but HR will fight you to the death over the distinction. Meanwhile, your actual job description is "full-stack DevOps cloud ninja rockstar who also fixes the printer." Fun fact: "Engineer" usually pays $20k more than "Developer" for the exact same work. Choose wisely.

Back In My Days We Used Emacs

Back In My Days We Used Emacs

Nice Weather We're Having... And By Weather I Mean Cloudflare Outages

Nice Weather We're Having... And By Weather I Mean Cloudflare Outages
When your dating life is as broken as your production environment... Nothing says "romance" like bringing up that time half the internet went down because someone pushed a bad config. Developers really think discussing major outages is an acceptable substitute for small talk. Next up: "So... did you hear about that Log4j vulnerability? Wild stuff."

The Ultimate Developer Typo Trap

The Ultimate Developer Typo Trap
Someone actually spent real money on the domain guthib.com just to create the ultimate typo trap for sleep-deprived developers. Imagine frantically Googling for help at 2:47 AM after your 37th failed git push, only to be greeted by this passive-aggressive spelling correction. It's the digital equivalent of that one colleague who interrupts your technical explanation just to point out your grammar mistake. The dedication to trolling here is both infuriating and weirdly impressive—like watching someone build an entire CI/CD pipeline just to deploy a single console.log("hello world").

Should Be Enough, Right?

Should Be Enough, Right?
OH. MY. GOD. Only 8GB of RAM in 2023?! The absolute AUDACITY! Chrome tabs are literally SCREAMING in terror right now! That poor cat's face is every developer who's tried running a modern IDE, three Docker containers, and Spotify simultaneously on 8GB. The RAM would evaporate faster than my will to live during a production outage! Gaming console manufacturers really out here thinking 8GB is luxurious while developers are begging for 32GB just to compile without their computer having an existential crisis. HONEY, I can't even open Slack without sacrificing half my system resources!

Lemme Just Check The Backlog Ok Nope Nope Nope

Lemme Just Check The Backlog Ok Nope Nope Nope
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Full Tasked Developer

Full Tasked Developer
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Designer Notices Every Pixel

Designer Notices Every Pixel
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Developer When They Finally Show Up To Fix Something They Themselves Broke

Developer When They Finally Show Up To Fix Something They Themselves Broke
The duality of a developer's life in one perfect image. When you push that "totally fine" code to production on Friday and then get called in on Monday to fix the "mysterious" issues that somehow appeared out of nowhere. That smug stance says it all - "I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to" - which translates to "I knew exactly what was broken because I'm the one who broke it, but I needed just enough time to pretend I had to investigate the problem." The hero and villain of your own story, strutting in to save the day from... yourself. Classic developer time management: break it at 4:59 PM, fix it at 10:30 AM after two coffees.