The Cosmic Mystery Of Programming

Content DevOps Dan scripticles v Schroedinger's code: it's only a bug if someone notices it programming Alberto Casas Ortiz Albert... 29 Nov 20 V Replying to scripticles and codeFlawCo And if the client notices it, it's a feature. 17 3

Content When the code compiled with O errors and O warnings I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING, BUT I KNOW I'M DOING IT REALLY, REALLY WELL.

The eternal battle between impatient students and grizzled programming instructors! Prof: "Let's start with a simple 'Hello World'." Overconfident newbie: "Pfft, I can print text. Next!" And that's when the professor goes nuclear! Because learning your 17th "Hello World" feels redundant until you realize each language's setup process is a minefield of package managers, compiler flags, and environment quirks that will absolutely destroy your soul later. The professor isn't teaching you to print text—he's teaching you how to survive the chaos that follows. Those first 15 minutes of setup will save you 15 hours of debugging why your production build is inexplicably printing "undefined" instead of "Hello World".

Content How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - It's a hardware problem.

Content Adding print statements everywhere using Debugger Ties

Content Does your python bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. Indentation Error: Expected an indented block